Not quite ready /k.sj + k.nj/ NAMJIN SMUT

Fuck you

Seokjins POV

   I groan, slapping a hand over my face. I really need some new curtains, these ones dont know how to do their fucking job.

I sit there for a minute, debating whether I should get up, or kill myself. Apparently getting up is the better choice because I find myself in the kitchen, huffing and puffing as I wait for my coffee to finish brewing.

The smell almost makes me want to puke, but its coffee, and who doesnt hate the smell of coffee to some extent, right? Yeah, makes sense.

I grab my cup, stomping around for my creamer. I left it out yesterday, so its warm. Great. Maybe I shouldve chosen death because now my coffees gonna be to hot to sip on right as I pour it. "Awsome fucking possum."

I put the cup together, ignoring the spilling I'm doing because if I dont see it, it's not there. Some call it lazy, I call it smart.

Once I'm done I push it aside, setting on my quest for advil. Do I even have any? I shouldve got some yesterday before I went out and got wasted.

I whine, grabbing the expired aleve off the shelf and taking two of them. It should still do its job, its medicine. They taste like shit though, but honestly what medication doesnt.

I grab my phone and my coffee, slouching to the couch. It's only like 2, so i thank myself for closing the blinds last night.

Groaning I punch in my password, opening my messages and texting jimin.

Jinbitch
Dude, it feels like satan himself stabbed me with that red thing

Minniedick
What, satan doesnt have a red thing

Jinbitch
Yes he does dude, the pitchfork thing? R u dumb

Minniedick
Oh, u shouldve specified or smt. ANYWAYZ, did u bag some dik last night 🥴

Jinbitch
Does it matter, but 4 ur info, yeah, I did. And I've got a killer fucking headache

Minniedick
Omg I knew u could do it, was he hot? Spill you havnt fucked in forever 😏

Jinbitch
Omg
Your all up in my biz, dont do that 😒 but yeah ig, he was.. fine? I think I gave him my number, cant remember

Minniedick
Oh
dude you were supposed to look for someone hot, so u could get frisky and get a bf 🤕

Jinbitch
I dont want a bf 😒
I gave him my number bc he had a nice ass. You shouldve seen it bro I almost came when he put it on me 🤤

Minniedick
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I asked for deets, not the tmi 🤢
And that's kinda a dick move, what if he thought u were cute

Jinbitch
Oh well, he can cute his way onto my balls again

Minniedick
Bro

Jinbitch
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Minniedick
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I grunt, and I was about to turn my phone off before it dinged again.

Unknown
Hey

You
..hey..?

I scratch behind my ear, knowing it's probably that dude from last night, he wasnt all that cute and the most I could want from him was a quickie, but I'll text him anyway. Because his ass was tight as shit.

Unknown
Oh that was quick, hey! ☺
I had a nice time last night, and was wondering if youd like to meet up?

I groan, no, I dont wanna meet up. I dont even wanna be awake right now. But if I shoot him down will he let me hit again?

You
Yeah, sure. Time and place?

Fuck me.