"Karasuno Idiots"

"EXsUsE mE?!?"

"Suga-San it's gonna be okay." Hinata hugged Sugawara who was in tears.
"My dear husband, Daichi is dead" Suga said between sobs
"How many times do I have to tell you! I am not dead! I am sitting right next to you!" Daichi said crossing his arms, Suga completely ignored him.
"S-Sometimes I can still hear his voice." Suga cried more

—side interview with me—
Daichi: "I am obviously not dead, Kōshi does it to annoy me."

—end of interview—

Daichi: "Kōshi, I am not dead-"
Tanaka: "oh first name bases 😏"
Daichi: "shut up."
Suga: "what do you mean first name bases? No one said anyone's first name."
Tanaka: "oh yeah....must be hearing things.."
Daichi: "I hate you both."
*Daichi leaves the room*

—another interview—
Daichi: "if they are gonna ignore me like that....I will just pretend to be dead.."
—end—

*Yamaguchi and Tsukishima*
Tsukki: "hey Yams?"
Yams: "yes Tsukki?"
Tsukki: "wanna go get McDonald's? And some soggy fries?"
Yams: "YES! Let's go!"

*Yams and Tsukki, sneaks out of the house*
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*Suga making dinner, Daichi is sitting at the table reading*

Suga: "Daichi! Can you get the garlic bread?"
Suga: "Daichi?"
Suga: "Daichi don't ignore me."
Daichi: "but I am dead."
Suga: "so? You wouldn't help me in the afterlife"
Daichi: "I would not help you."

—interview—
Suga: " I was so shocked my husband would say that to me."
Me: "are you two even married?"
Suga: "mentally yes, legally? No."
Me: "marry me please."
Suga: "no, you are the interviewer."

—end of interview TwT—

Suga: "why would you say that to me?!"
Daichi: "you asked."
Suga: "I thought you loved me?!"
Daichi: "I do, but I am tired of your bullshit."
*Suga looked offended*
Suga: "no dinner for you tonight."

((What was this story for? Idk. Will I write more? Maybe?))