The Fight Between A Feelingerang Gay and A Pretty Me

Chapter I- Meeting The Feelingerang Gay

SASSY

From behind this books, all I can see is Bry's innocent face. Its a coincidence and probably my heart keeps pumping that fast upon seeing him again.

Yesterday, that bitch gay really said he passed out because of heat. They sended him home and after that nobody knows what happened to him.

I'm breathing in relieve knowing that no Simon gay will be roaming around at Bry's sight.

Ako na naaawa sa sitwasyon ni Bry ano! Mabuti na lang he's in peace.

I immediately hides behind the book Im holding when he caught me staring at him.

"Can I sit here?"

My world stoped. Is this the ending of my life?

Why TF is he sitting in front of me?! WHYYYY?!

Inayos ko ang pagkaka-upo ko at kunwaring busy sa pagbabasa.

"You're reading a book upside down?"

OH IM LITERALLY LOOSING MY SHIT.

My face is getting red! Nakakahiya!

I heard him chuckle. So what?! Aaaaah Bry! Don't freakin' laugh!

Inayos ko ang position ng librong hawak ko at dun ko narealize ng husto na all this time baliktad ang pagkakahawak ko sa librong to!

"Im sorry."

Tanging saad ko na lamang. Dahil sa kahihiyan ay mas mabilis pa ko kay Flash kung umalis sa harapan niya.

Hiningal ako dahil sa bilis ng pagtakbo ko. Pwede na akong pang marathon o! KABANAS KA SASSY.

Napahawak ako sa pader upang alalayan ang sarili kong pagod na pagod. Napatingin ako sa pader na yun at natigilan.

"Searching for best clubs? Join now for Laurel U's Music Club.... Ah whatever."

Kinuha ko ito mula sa pagkakadikit nito sa pader.

Masiyadong malabo ang mata ko at nagtitiis na lamang ako sa lumang eyeglasses na to.

"Hi! You seems so interested."

Nagulantang ako dahil sa paglitaw ng babaeng to. In fairness, she's cute.

Matipid akong tumango. She nodded and came towards me.

"There's no time to talk but I hate people who's talking less but its okay we maybe have you in our club."

Ay iba! Iba ka te!

Wala na akong magawa. She started to move and walked with me. She starts to talk na parang walang katapusan. She really hates people being that 'less talkative'.

Nakarating na kaming dalawa sa music facility and it's huge! Its also cozy and at the same time punong-puno ng aesthetic musical posters sa dingding and I love it!

Naririndi na ko sa babaeng to. Hanggang sa makarating ba naman kami, daldal parin ng daldal.

"Ah so here we are. Sit here and I'll give you the membership form."

I sitted as she said. Hindi lang ako ang taong nandito. They're so many of them holding stuffs or instruments.

THEY'RE SO FREAKIN LOUD!

Well I'm not complaining dude. I love music!

There goes that little girl again holding a paper with a pen. She placed it on the table in front of me.

"Here you go. Make sure to fill it all okay? Maiwan na kita. Just put it in the desk there."

She pointed out the desk na malapit sa kinaroroonan ko. I immediately nodded and then she walked out. FINALLY.

"What do they have here..."

I started to write down my name, course, college, and checked out that I'm a freshmen.

Sa baba nito ay may mga naka-indicate na tanong.

Number 1, Why do you want to join to Music Club?

My bad. This question is funny.

I answered it based on what my mind is saying. Ah bahala na.

Number 2, What's your impression upon joining the club?

Funny question (2).

Nilibot ko ang tingin ko. I find out, there's so many cute and hot guys around here. I might fall! NO! HINDI KO PAGTATAKSILAN SI BRY MILOVES!

"My impression is, I might find this club an enjoyable and relaxing club..."

Shoot. I wrote down everything asked on that damn paper. Tumayo na ko at inilagay ang papel at ballpen sa desk na tinuro sakin. Agad akong bumalik sa kinauupuan ko.

"ATTENTION MUSIC CLUBBERS!"

Everybody went silent upon that little girl shouted on the mini stage. Hindi lang pala siya madaldal at maliit, sobrang lakas din pala ng boses niya. She's SUPERB!

"A-ah sorry. So everybody's here. Around 8am to 4pm, our slot in the club is full."

Im wondering too.

"Maybe some of you aren't fond of playing instruments nor having stable vocals. Am I correct?"

Well, not me! Please bitch spill it out.

"We'll be having an evaluation process wherein me and the other officers of this club will be evaluating you."

"Aaaaaaww."

Why are they like this? Specially those girls who wears thick foundation, lipstick and maskara.

"Don't worry. We'll give you time to practice until this Friday. We'll be evaluating you exactly 4pm in the afternoon here in the music club facility."

I sighed in relief. GOSH! I may be that musicahollic but I'm not confident about how I look.

What instrument should I play?

Nanlalaki ang mga mata ko nang makita ang nag-iisang ukulele sa shelf. Ukulele is the instrument I'm fond of playing with.

I'm afraid because there might be somebody who will snatch it. I immediately run towards the shelf.

I grabbed it but suddenly, I saw another glittery big hands holding the same thing as me.

"Who are you to steal what's mine?"

THAT TRYING-HARD-MATINIS-VOICE GAY!!!! >\\\\\<

Hinigpitan ko ang pagkakahawak sa ukulele. Sinamaan ko siya ng tingin.

"May pangalan ka ba dito?"

This time, hinila ko papunta sakin yung ukulele.

"Naligaw ka ba batang kalye? Let go of your dirty hand!"

Fuck this gay. HANGGANG SA UKULELE BA NAMAN AAGAWAN AKO?!

At ano? Ako?! Batang kalye?!

"Sumusobra ka na talagang bakla ka!"

Wala na akong sinayang na oras. Binitawan ko ang ukulele na hawak ko at agad na inabot ang buhok niya.

WALA NA AKONG PAKE! NANGGIGIGIL NA TALAGA AKO SA HINAYUPAK NA BAYOT NA TO!