Country Music= Good Music

Before He Cheats

I figured we should start out with a strong song.

A very popular song.

Even country haters will find themselves jamming to this.

Don't lie

We all know it

Before He Cheats
Carrie Underwood

First off Carrie Underwood is beautiful. Why would anyone cheat on her?

Anyway why is this a good song?

This song teaches women to bow down to nothing. This song is about how to treat cheaters. You don't cry. And think that something is wrong with you. No no. You being a queen screw up his truck. (Also word of advice don't slash a hole in all four tires insurance will replace them. Slash a hole in three of the tires.)

He is going to remember you. And maybe next time he will think before he cheats.

This song speaks for itself so I am not sure what else to say...

Fun fact
"Before He Cheats" became the first ever country song to sell over two million digitally and was once the best-selling country song of all time

☕︎ Lyrics ☕︎
Right now, he's probably slow dancing

With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky

Right now, he's probably
Dabbing on three dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh, and he don't know

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No, not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh

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