Patient: am I gonna die
Doctor: yeah❤
Assistant: I-
Patient: ok😹 play deepthroat at my funeral🤪🧚♂️
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Patient: I'm finna die 👁👄👁
bitch my fucking pulse slowin down-
Doctor: I'm sorry cant help u I gotta go walk my fish😼
Assistant: CJJFJFJJFUCUFKGGIFIFII💀
Patient: not yall letting me die🤦♀️
Assistant: oh the bitch dead-
Doctor: it's the lack of life for me😹😹✨
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Doctor: how did he end up in the hospital
Assistant: he really said "I tried to breathe but my head was under water"
Doctor: lmfao
