Mister Jodge's Ad-venture

1: The Planning (Unfinished)

Mister Jodge sits in his laboratory experimenting explosives, with his extra smart colleague, Mister Joodge.

Joodge: "Oh, I see you made something new! Will it blow up Lume though? I mean, you made the thing..."

Jodge: "We've studied explosives for years, of course I know what I'm doing. Anyway, let me introduce...."

*drumroll*

"The Ultra-Explodinator-er!"

"It's posi-tutely guaranteed this WILL blow up all in the Throatshover Team."

Joodge: "Okay, but, to stop the Afterbeforemath, we need to go all the way out to the Abyss. We don't have the right tools, so we may need to go on foot... Let's contact the local scientist."

Jodge and Joodge arrive at Victoria's Warehouse.

Jodge: "Place looks big, I assume this Victoria could help us out"

Victoria: "Oh hello! May I interest you in some fine quality explosives?"

Jodge: "Yes. But we need a plan to stop the Afterbeforemath."

Victoria: "What are you talking about? I don't think that's real..."

Joodge: "Oh, it's real. See, the Afterbeforemath is a horrible event (in which Lume rules the entire world and regroups everything back into Pangaea, or as they are gonna call it "Loomiland"), that is gonna be caused by the 200 people that have been enslaved by the Lume Deodorant company. The 200 people make a team called the Throatshover Team, and they have been enslaved by tons and tons of ads, making an inescapable force inside of their hollow skulls... Oh, the humanity, the frick'n humanity..."

Victoria: "That sounds incredibly obscene! Y'know, I heard about the Afterbeforemath on TV, but I didn't think it was actually real. Here are your resources."

Jodge: "Thank you, but I forgot to tell you that we have to get to the Abyss on foot. The Abyss, where the Lume company is, is just some place outside of the universe, and the correct supplies are sold out. Anyway, bye!"

Victoria's thoughts: "Poor kids. They'll never get to the Abyss on foot... I got it! I need to build something, and fast!"