Alice in zombie land

There once was this girl she was so pretty cute and every boy would fall in love with her. She felt like she was the queen, she would walk around all posh and think I'm so perfect. But she is like a fake person because she has no humor at all no laughing nothing, she thought if I laugh then I get wrinkles she did not want to have wrinkles on her lovely skin because then no boys will like her,and she would be like I'm just pointless, no one can do anything with me. But then one day she was thinking maybe I'm just being rude and greedy and trying to get my way all the time, so one day she was like I'm going to try to think about others not just my self all the time. But. Before I go any further her name is ABBEY She is mean and she has this husband named ETHAN but ETHAN was so nice he laughed and had humour and did not have to worry about his skin getting wrinkles like ABBEY. ETHAN would dress posh and he has a posh name so does the girl ABBEY and ETHAN would always make sure his hair is perfect and that it has no bumps but he was much nicer than ABBEY One day ABBEY found out that ETNAN was talking behind her back saying way is my life so posh because of ABBEY I don't like ABBEY she is getting mean rude and not caring about others so she went really rude and mean at ETHAN and said how dare u say this about me, I thought we were love in the air buddies
ETHAN : "well u can see that u are not caring, if u care more than it would be love in the air"

ABBEY:" well if it is like that then I'm leaving u and going to find a new women."