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"Say No to This" Lyric Prank (Gone Wrong-)

context: tanaka, kageyama and kiyoko are doing a song lyric prank on the karasuno volleyball team with lyrics from "Say No to This" from Hamilton the musical

KARASUNO PRETTY BOYS CHAT + the girls

tanaka: there's nothing like summer in the city

sugamama: tanaka,,, its winter-

tanaka: someone under stress meets someone looking pretty😉😉

dadchi: its,,, 4 am,,, 4 AM TANAKA. GO TO FUCKING SLEEP

sugamama: LANGUAGE

hinata: ???

tanaka: there's trouble in the air, you can smell it,,, and kageyama's by himself,,, i'll let him tell it

hinata: oh kags, what do you need to say-

kagemilk: i haven't slept in a week

dadchi: that's why we sleep-

saltyshima: no wonder you suck more than usual

sugamama: TSUKKISHIMA KEI

noya: i'm so confused 🤷‍♂️

kagemilk: i was weak,,, i was awake,, you've never seen a bastard orphan more in need of a break

dadchi: THEN SLEEP

kagemilk: longing for tsukki,,, missing my husband,,, thats when ms. kiyoko-san walked into my life

noya: YOU DID WHAT WITH KIYOKO-

yama🅱️uchi: OI TSUKKI IS MINE

saltyshima: i'm no one's

yama🅱️uchi: 

hinata: who is his husband-

saltyshima: you, you dumbass

sugamama: TSUKKISHIMA KEI

kagemilk: she said,,,

kiyoko-san🌸: i know you are a man of honor,,, i'm so sorry to bother you at home-

noya: KIYOKO-SAN😍😍😍

tanaka: KIYOKOOOOOOOO💗💕💞💖💘💓

kiyoko-san🌸: but idk where to go,,, and i came here all alone😳😳

kagemilk: she said-

noya: excuse me-

tanaka: did he-

TANAKA WAS IN ON THE PRANK BUT FORGOT, NOW HE'S FREAKING OUT LMFAO

sugamama: did he-

kiyoko-san🌸: my husband's doing me wrong,,, beatin me, cheatin me, mistreatin me,,, suddenly he's up and gone-

noya: WHO HURT YOU >:0

tanaka: 😡😡😡🤬🤬😡🤬

kiyoko-san🌸: i dont have the means to go on,,,

noya: NO KIYOKO-SAN-

tanaka: NO-

kagemilk: so i offered her a loan, i offered to walk her home, she said

hinata: :0 that was so sweet of you kags

kiyoko-san🌸: you're too kind sir 😏😏

noya: :0

tanaka: :0

kagemilk: i gave her thirty bucks that i had socked away,,, she lived a block away, she said,,,

kiyoko-san🌸: this one's mine sir

noya: 👁👄👁

tanaka: 👁👄👁

saltyshima: 👁👄👁

yama🅱️uchi: 👁👄👁

sugamama: 👁👄👁

hinata: why are we sending "👁👄👁"?

kagemilk: then i said, "well, i should head back home" she turned red, she led me to her bed let her legs spread and said,,,

noya: SHE DID WHAT-

tanaka: KAGEYAMA TOBIO WHAT

sugamama: JESUS CHRIST YOU DID WHAT

jesus: huh?

asahi backreads

jesus: I LOVE GOD I LOVE HOD I LOVE GOD I LOVE GOD I LOVE GOD I LOVE GOD I LOVE GOD I LOVE GOD

hinata: 👁💧👄💧👁

sugamama: hinata,,, are you okay??

kiyoko-san🌸: stayyyyy

kagemilk: hey-

kiyoko-san🌸: heyyyy

hinata: im actually sobbing because he cheated 😭😭😭

kagemilk: WAIT NO BOKE-

kiyoko-san🌸: HINATA WAIT NO-

sugamama: HOW DO YOU TWO FEEL???? YOU MADE HIM CRY, IM GOING TO MURDER YOU BOT-

kagemilk: IT WAS A LYRIC PRANK TO THE SONG "SAY NO TO THIS" FROM HAMILTON

hinata is offline

to be continued....