sapling ➳ prompts

prompt thirty eight, not mine

a not so brief collection of slightly more detailed prompts

we have the early shift and get to work to find someone was murdered AU

you keep messing up my name no matter how many times i spell it AU

we both hate each other but its really crowded and your booth is the only one with an open seat AU

you run the shop next to me and always come in for scones at lunch even though theyre really expensive and not that great AU

we're on the same shift and i accidentally downed a double espresso AU

you dropped your coffee and i lean down to help you clean up and spill mine too AU

you keep making moves on me while ordering your drink and i have to stay professional while at the same time show im interested AU

i run a coffee shop you and I'm secretly an assassin but one day my contract is you AU

you say "surprise me" and i mix you my favorite combo but you absolutely hate it and have to pretend to love it and drink the whole thing AU

stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it's-like-two-am AU

sent to live with cousins AU

pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU

teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU

pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU

forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU

forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU

'i'm pretending to be ur bff be u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU

on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU

"The police just threatened you to put your weapon down and you retorted by saying that you'll take something extremely valuable, and then you grabbed me wTF DID YOU JUST WINK AT ME."

"Y'know, I wouldn't be so mad about this whole 'I was secretly a criminal the whole time thing' if you hadn't just killed Our professor, I mean c'mon dude I know he was a douche to me but that's no excuse to just MuRDer SOMEONE."

"Okay, I'm sorry, but I CLEARLY got here first."

"You got thrown into prison because you were covering for a relative/your friend and it, so obvious you don't fit in here and it's actually pathetic, so how about I {someone who's been in here for ages) show you the ropes?"

"Pfft, you're the newbie and you look like such a wuss it, unreal, I et you couldn't handle a single punt— WOAH I WAS NOT bet YOU TO PUNCH THAT HARD... okay, but you've GOT to teach me how to do that and I might be oddly attracted to you?? whaaaat???"

"I caught you in the middle of robbing this store and I'm so reporting this, and NO i will not be bribed; OMG WHAT THEY HAVE THIS I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES... okay, maybe I will."

"okay, I know I'm a security guard and I'm not meant to talk to any of the prisoners but seriously you are just so chatty and lovable it's kind of hard not to talk to you, how did you even get in here???"

"I'm only talking to you, the security guard, because I have a plan to get out of here but I think i kinds like you a bit more (ok a lot more) than the other guards, holy shit I might not leave because of you."