All Coming Together

Chapter 1: Pies, Presents, Kisses (stoned, intentions, wrong words)

"Now, how to play Yahtzee..." Troy started reading the instructions at the back of the box with a fake smile plastered across his face.

"Is there nothing from our youth they won't repackage for a buck?" Pierce mumbled, "Call it Yahtzee all you want, everyone knows it's Puerto Rican chess." He finished his rambling as he rolled his eyes.

The buzzer buzzed all of a sudden and created a somewhat sudden noise that Annie became extremely startled and gasped rather loudly, scaring everyone else.

"Annie, it's just the buzzer" Jeff tried to smile, raising both his eyebrows.

"It's the pizza. We can't buzz him up, someone has to go down." Abed informed all of them.

The whole group followed Abed's hidden cue by instinctively putting their fingers on their noses at the same time.

"Uh, okay" Jeff rolled his eyes, "starting on my left with 1, your number comes up, you go."

"Just so you know Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines." Abed noted.

"Of course I am, Abed." Jeff regarded him with a fake smile.

Jeff rolled the die as everyone silently hoped they didn't have to get the pizza as Abed with a frown on his face was counting the number of people on the table and looking at the cubical die skeptically. Before he could deduce anything, the die landed on the table, the number showing up being 5.

"Five." Jeff finally said, "one, two, three, four, five- Abed."

"I'm on it." he said quickly, resolving to be as quick as possible so he wouldn't miss out on much.

"You know who else was on it and do you know what it is?" Pierce smiled, wiggling his eyebrows.

"Everybody give me money." Abed said.

"Wow, that ascot really softens your personality..." Jeff commented as he reached for his wallet.

Pierce's smile faded as he realized no one really heard what he was saying, "I banged Eartha Kitt!" his smile returned.

Everyone rolled their eyes including Shirley who got up and headed towards the kitchen and Abed who headed on down to get the pizza

Britta hummed along to a song playing on the radio and chimed in as Sting hit the opening note, "Roxaaaaa-"

"No" Jeff stopped her from giving him and the rest of the group what could be an ear-soring experience.

"Bathroom?" she asked Troy, clearly annoyed at Jeff.

"Down the hall..." Troy provided, regarding her posterior, smiling at himself, as she walked off in a huff.

"Need to get a drink" Jeff mumbled as he got up from the chair. His head automatically hit the fan on the ceiling as he yelled out in pain which apparently Troy and Pierce found funny.

"Oh my god, are you okay?" Annie frowned, concerned.

Jeff winced, "barely felt it."

"Well, let me look at it in the bathroom" Annie supplied.

Troy interrupted them as he remembered who was where, "Britta's in the bathroom."

"Oh, um," Annie looked around, finally finding the kitchen which also had a sink where she could tend to Jeff. She pointed towards the kitchen as Jeff painfully nodded.

Kitchen

"Oh no, what happened? " Shirley said when she noticed Jeff and Annie come in.

"Minor head wound" Annie confided, smiling awkwardly.