Jesus was being the best boy he could be, playing on his Xbox. Then there came knocking on the door,
"Come in!" hollered Jesus while unlocking the door. Then came a bright light and then after it cleared away, there he was God standing in front of him with a package. Jesus became curious.
"Hello Jesus, it is I," God said, muscles piercing out of his robe, he put the package down next to the Xbox. Jesus looks at the package then back to God, curiosity in his eyes.
"What's in there?" He asked. God looked pleased, as he handed Jesus the box cutter.
"Open it and see for yourself." Jesus began opening it. He lifted up one flap and saw some black fabric. He opened the box entirely and saw a maid outfit and cat ears. His face went full red.
"G-God, do you expect me to wear this?!" Jesus asked. God nodded, his face looking like the Lenny face.
"Yes... I do. So put it on and we can get right down to business"
"Okay God-Kun..." Jesus responded, flustered.
He went to the bathroom and started undressing and putting the dress on, which wasn't really a dress. It was more of a bikini top with a skirt. Jesus put the little triangles on his pecs. At least he had his thong on UwU. Jesus got out of the bathroom, God saw Jesus and said
"Damn shawty." and smacked Jesus's buttocks. Jesus yelped. They woohooed and had 2834792 babies. God murdered them all brutally and left, Jesus stayed there crying but went on to being an epic gamer and continued playing Minecraft on his Xbox with the maid outfit.
