BNHA | Future Pro-Hoes

most romantic proposal (actual writing)

[Why is the chatfic-part longer than this. 520 WORDS.]

lol this is a crack-bkdk. it's more of a bonus, but it can also fit with the chatfic's.. "plot".

pfff.

have izuku getting drunk. this is based on an actual conversation (not mine, i'm underage LMAO).

it's from a tiktok i found and i thought "wow this fits with my chatfic's au".

this is set before highschool. but if you want them to be older, you can imagine it that way (it won't be fitting in the story tho). it's still underage, but i guess highschoolers drinking is better than any younger LMAO.

so.. yeah, underage.

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"XXX, what's your emergency?" Winn asks, trying to cover the fact she's tired and bores. Yes, of course she's worried about the person but half of the time, it's prank calls.

"I did something bad.." a man (boy) hiccuped. His voice was high. Too high for a man.

His voice was unfocused, and Winn could hear sloshing of liquid–

Is he drinking?

If Winn strained her ear enough, she cpuld hear faint music. The music was loud enough that you could hear it even if you're outside.

Winn supressed a groan. Drunk calls.

"Is anyone hurt?" she asks, because there's still a chance something happened.

"I kissed somebody else,"

Winn sighs.

Fuck.

"I kissed somebody else," he said again. He sounded like he just realized something. Oh, god, how drunk is he?

"I kissed somebody else!" he exclaims "I– I don't even know them, I don't– I don't even remember– it was a girl! I'm– I don't even like girls, I–"

"..is this an emergency?" Winn asks.

"Deku! Why are you on the ground?! You weren't in the club!"

Winn jumps at the sound of another person's voice. It sounded like the other was also drunk, but obviously much more sober. "Sir, can you hear me?"

Wait, club?

"Kacchan, I'm sorry!"

"What happened?" the deeper voice, Kacchan, asks.

"Sir–"

"I kissed somebody," the (probably) younger's voice, Deku, trembled. It sounded like he was crying, or maybe just tearing up?

"Fuck! What the fuck– why'd you do that?!"

"Because I'm scared– I'm scared!" the boy (Winn accepted it was probably a teenager. Unfortunately, she's right) "I'm scared that I'll screw it up!"

Winn is mildly interested.

"Because– because I'm a screw-up! 'M sorry!" Deku cries, sobbing "I'm, I'm quirkless and you– you're–"

"No, you're not a screw up, okay?" Kacchan reassured, and Winn is honestly jealous of their relationship. The older's voice is soft, reassuring and comforting. "I'm, I screw up all the time! I mean, look what I– what I've done. Since, since years."

"..sir–?"

"God, it fucking hurts. Why are you even apologizing?" the older groans "I'm– I'm sorry, too!"

"Just accept my apology! I, I kissed someone!"

"Well, fuck. I forgive you! I love you, so fucking much–"

"Oh, my god, Kacchan," Deku is breathless. Winn almost laughs. The boy hiccups, "I– I love you, too!"

"Deku! We're going to be the best fucking couple. Ever. Let's marry."

"Oh, wow," Winn whispers.

"YES! Oh, fuck–"

Winn winces at the noise of Deku vomiting, she quickly turns away from the phone.

"Uh," Winn gulps. "Congratulations, goodbye," she quickly says.

"..I want pizza," Deku weakly says. Kacchan softly agrees and said they should go back to the club befote Winn hangs up.

"What the fuck."