I woke up, and headed downstairs. "Mike!!" I yell, and he peers out from around the corner and smiles. "hello there." he says, and hands me a granola bar. "why a granola bar?" I ask, and he smiles. "because we have alot of shit to do." he replies. "alrightly. let's go then." I say, and I start to head for the car. "we are walking my dear sir, not driving. it's healthy." he says, and I groan in disapproval. we walk for a while, talking about random stuff. "then you asked if you could have a panda for Christmas." "but it's the end of July, not December!" Mike replies, and I laugh. "I know."I reply, and he smiles.
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"I love this" Mike says, and takes a lick of his ice cream. "Yea, it is, especially when you had some yesterday, and then naked through the store." He starts to laugh. "no no no, this. just being with you and only you, my bestest friend in the whole wide universe." it was my turn to laugh. "like in the old days. it was just us." he goes on, smiling. "I remember, I never signed any of those kids' yearbooks. they must be so pissed with themselves." I say, and we both laugh. "definitely. ok let's go." he says, and gets up. I finish off the cone and follow him. "Im going to get a stomach cramp from walking so much." I complain a couple minutes later. before I knew it I was being hauled around by Mike. he had slung me over his shoulder. after the was done, well, somewhat dome, we arrived at the house. we race each other down the stairs. "now to get high as a fucking kite." I say, and we light the bong. a couple minutes later, everything was different. "wait, what if a camel started dry humping a gorilla?" Mike asks, laying on the floor. that's what he usually did when he was stoned, just layed down and talked. "I dunno. maybe like a think would pop out or something." I reply, and we both laugh. "so when is my penguin arriving?" I shrug. "I dunno." just then Tre came down stairs, saw us, and laughed. "guys why did you get stoned without me?" "why don't I have a unicorn?!" Mike shot back. "ok ok Jesus Christ." Tre replies, and heads back up stairs. "what if someone kissed you right now?" Mike randomly asks. "I would kiss them back. it's the polite thing to do." suddenly his lips were on mime, andi kissed back. he layed back down, and I got on top, in a full out makeout session. his hands ran up my sides, making me shiver. our tongues explored each others mouth. " you are very very polite." Mike says when we finish. I nod. "I know." Adrienne comes down stairs then. "Billie Joe why are you on top of Mike?" "because when you kiss its the polite thing to do silly!" I say, and start to laugh. she gets a shocked look on her face. Tre appears then. "don't worry, remember they are stoned. once ME and Billie got so drunk we fucked. that was a pretty good night enough though I don't remember half of it." Tre says, making Adie laugh. "Billie Joe, don't kiss Michael again. please." she says, and I look down at Mike. "like this?" I says, and then proceed to stick my tongue out in the air. she laughs. "yes Billie Joe, yes." I smile. "ok then. Mike, we can't kiss." I say, and he frowns. "but I want to kiss a bear, and you look like one." "thanks Mike, but Adrienne says no no." he nods. "okay." he replies in a disappointing voice. "im sleepy." I say, yawning. I lay down on Mike, and soon fall asleep.
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"Billie what the Fuck are you doing on top of me?!" Mike screams, andi jump off and open my eyes. "what?" "you were on top of me, sleeping." Mike replies. I shrug, and sniff the air. "stoned." is the only thing I say, and Mike immediately understands. I look over, and Adrienne is sleeping on the couch. I wake her up, terrified that she might have gotten to smoke too. "you guus were hilarious last night." she says, and I smile. "I came down stairs and you were on top of Mike. when I asked why, you said because kissing back is polite. im pretty sure you kissed." she continues. I smile. "sorry Adrienne." I say, and she smiles. "kiss me." I suddenly mumble, and she hesitantly leaned her head in and her soft, gentle lips grazed across my mine. I kissed back, and she put her face in my hands. I smiled into the kiss, and wrapped my arms around her waist. finally we pulled away, and I looked over to see Mike in shock. "morning sunshine." I say, and he gives me a weak smile. I look back at Adrienne, and she smiles. "morning." Mike says, getting up. "let's go." I nod and follow, behind me Adrienne.
