Splat! A big,fat,juicy meat pie had just pinned Jeffie to the wall! I nudge my friend Big Bobby to ask if he saw that and BAM head first I get buried into a Vanilla cake with strawberry icing smeared around the sides. "HEY WHY'D YA DO THAT FOR?" I yelled at as I got up from the mushy mess. "Ouchieee" He complained. "Stop being a wuss and..." Big Bobby had just flew due to a bowl of spaghetti Tanquisha threw. It was that moment I knew that that this was going to turn from big to astronomical any second now. And boy was I right! The second Bobby got up there was meatballs getting flung, custard tarts twirling through the air and orange juice getting squirted into peoples eyes. "This is.....AWESOME! Jeffie yelped as he got up from the floor.
Hmmm, I deserve a Oscar for writing this..
