Link has a vacuum fantasy

Will it suck?

Link was finally done cleaning, he kicked his feet back and relaxed on the couch until he noticed he had forgotten to put away the vacuum. For some reason this had sparked dark and sultry thoughts of his life long best friend Rhett, his throbbing boner became excruciating, he was in dire need of alleviation. Link whimpered as he ran over his wet lips, licking his fingers bringing them to his soft rosy nipples, imagining Rhett gingerly suckling them leaving a pool of his sweet gooey saliva on each nip as strings of spit dangle from his swoll lips.
The vacuum was still plugged in sitting in front of link, taunting him, waiting for its suction hose to be used and abused.
Link sat spread eagle and placed a cock ring on. His penis was instantly swelling from the rings tightness, it slowly started forming tiny, shiny and milky bubbles at the tip, it was his warm precum guzzling from the mere sight of the suction hose.
Before hitting the switch of the vacuum link slowly sat the tip of his stout cock in the suction hose, gliding it up and down, up and down his shaft. He began to convulse in pleasure as he bit into his bottom lip and flung his head back.
He slowly slid his dick out savoring the feeling of his sweltering precum glazing the entirety of his delicate shaft. Link hit the switch, the foreplay was over.
The vacuums gentle white noise soothed link as he firmly penetrated the vacuum, he gripped the black plastic tube with both hands and shoved it all the up to his cock ring accidentally allowing some of his coarsey salt and pepper pubes to be drawn in. After just seconds of overwhelming  pleasure Link came to an agonizingly gratifying orgasm.
"Fuck your asshole is so tight baby, I love when your dirty blonde butt hairs rub against my belly...I just wanna live in your undies and sodomize your musty cheeks whenever the fuck I want... I love when you give yourself to me Rhett." Link sputtered, as his cum went airborne, zooming through the hose and splattering against the clear plastic dust bin. He quickly pulled off the hose allowing his cherry red plump cock now 3x it's natural girth to bounce from the velocity. There was a sudden knock at the door, Link quickly buckled his pants and threw an old gray tee shirt on and rolled the vacuum to his bedroom closet and finally swung open his front door to greet his visitor.
"Hey bud, that's crazy I was just thinking about you!" Said link.
"Yeah just thought I'd come by for a bit!" Exclaimed Rhett.
Link guided Rhett to the living room and turned on the tv for him, then went to the bathroom to weep... because he knows Rhett will never ever be his bottom bitch.