Total BFDI Island

1. Welcome To BFDIsle!

???: Sup! I go by Switch around these parts. And I'm gonna be your host for this crazy ride of a competition!

Switch: Anyway, here's how it'll all work out. So-

??? (Offscreen): Can you try and hurry it up?

Switch: Huh. Alright! I can just explain this to the contestants when they arrive. So, well, 14 contestants, a lot of cash, this is Total BFDI Island!

((The Intro starts with a overheard shot of the island, as it zooms in onto the beach. Balloony is being chased by Gelatin, fork in hand, while Flower watches in amusement. Leafy gives her a displeased look. The scene swaps to a forest, where Firey and Coiny are in a rough slap battle when Blocky darts past them, causing them to stop temporarily. Grassy is then shown passing by as well. Then the scene changes again, to the ocean, where Teardrop emerges with a pearl while Dora watches nervously, as Rocky appears behind her and goes to barf on her, but the scene is swapped to the palm cove before you see if it happens. David is shown lounging in the water with Bubble, but Yellow Face dives in the shot and covers the camera with water as a campfire shot is shown with Switch holding a small barrel as the camera zooms out to show the title card.))

Switch: Alright, I think the first contestant is showing up. Can't be sure though.

(Faint slapping can be heard as the boat approaches.)

Switch: Nevermind, our first TWO contestants. If I'm right, Firey and Coiny, known well for their rivalry.

Firey: Yeah, that's the case. It's not his fault he's so annoying!

Coiny: What he just said! Besides, how did this even start?
Firey: No idea, to be honest. Should we get back what we were doing?

Coiny (Kinda annoyed): Yeah. Let's.

Switch: Okay... you have your slap brawl or whatever while the next contestant co-

(Switch is cut off by getting sprayed with some barf. He quickly wipes it off.)

Switch: Welp, guess they're already here. So, I guess that's Rocky we got here!

Rocky: *noises*

Switch: So much for understanding him. You go with the others while someone else arrives, alright?

(Teardrop jumps from the water onto the dock. She signs a greeting to Switch.)

Switch: Good, that saves a decent amount of the budget! That's one less boat. Uh, anyway... someone else just arrived! Or two more... I don't know.

(We see Blocky step off the boat with Grassy pretty much riding on him.)

Blocky: I assume you're the host, huh? Not bad.

Grassy: Hiya sir! Nice island!

Switch: Just as I know you guys! Anyway, over there, thanks!

(As they walk offscreen, we see a exhausted David hauls himself onto the dock while Dora gets off the boat.)

Dora: Which part of you thought it would be good to swim the last mile to the island?

David: Well, *pant* if I'm going to last, *pant* I have to be in shape!

Switch: Not sure when you could talk, but whatever! You get the idea, go there! Right, wonder who I'm gonna be interrupted by this time.

(Flower struts onscreen and past Switch without introducing herself.)

Switch: Oh. So that's Flower, *whispers* the overly sassy one.

Flower (From Offscreen): Offensive, but true!