This is actually really stupid so take that with a grain of salt
No one's pov cuz fuck you and you're reading a hajime x OJ fanfic
Hajime was chilling with his boy toy *nagito* and Orange Juice was just sitting in the fridge. Orange juice was getting angy cuz they're husbando wasn't drinking out of them. Orange juice decided to somehow leave the fridge, cuz they can apparently. They wobbled over to Hajime's room, where the door was slightly cracked open. He saw Nagito and Hajime just talking, having a gay ol' time (no pun intened) and just overall vibing. Orange Juice was E N R A G E D by this and started to devise a plan to kill Nagitoe I guess. A few hours later Nagito went to leave. Hajime was still in his room doing whatever. And as he was about he stopped seeing and angry looking OJ. Nagito got the memo and just decided to die. How? I don't know! He just dropped dead. Anyways, Hajime went to go to the kitchen to get some Orange Juice, as he does, and he went into the fridge and it wasn't there.
He then went to look for his OJ and then something caught the corner of his eye. It was his ever so precious boy toy laying dead, on the floor. He then ran towards Nagito and looked up to see Orange juice. " Yo, what the fuck happened?!" he tried to check for a pulse but obviously nothing, cuz he's dead. The OJ then wobbled over to him. "O-OJ? Do you know w-what happened..?" he asked. "Well of course I do! I made him do it after all!" OJ said. Somehow. "W-What did yo-you fucking do?!?!?!" He screamed like a teenage boy on helium. "Got rid of competition! I made him do it cuz you're mine Hinata-kun~! <3 ^//^" they said happily, "How the fuck did they just say that outloud?" Oj_slut.69_420 thought. "Oh hell no, I'm not dealing with this shit." he said in a southern accensent and then picked up the OJ and stomped on it. Nagito then woke up from being dead. Yay.
The end :)
