Almost every single Mortals Meet has a Blofis meets the Jacksons. Paul's brother (it's always a brother) is overbearing and homophobic and thinks young marriage is 32. Why can't Paul have a nice sister?
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Babies. Percabeth gets high school babies. Somehow, I can't see Annabeth doing that. She'd want to finish her education and then settle down with her boyfriend/husband Percy. I have done ONE of these, so I am guilty, but I'm not giving them eight kids in high school (I have read that.)
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Percy is an absolute baby. "Hey Annie, can we go to the park?" "Can we cuddle?" "Puppy!" "Yummy ice cream!" I have seen it all. He isn't like that. It gets old and it gets old fast. He's led two wars, and I know for a fact you can't win wars by screaming "BLUE FOOD!"
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In the Lightning Thief, Percy munches on blue jelly beans while walking with his mom. He does not grab the bag and start screaming over the color. My favorite color is teal, but when I see teal jelly beans, I don't fangirl. He somehow dyes his pizza blue, his, coffee blue, his apples blue, his eggs blue, his asparagus blue, his mac and cheese blue, and I ask you how?
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Everything Wrong With: Percy Jackson Fanfics
FanfictionAdmit it. Most Percy Jackson fanfics are very, very flawed. I'm going to address these flaws to avoid bad stories and cliches! Everything Wrong Book 1 TELL ME IF YOU WANT ANOTHER EVERYTHING WRONG BOOK OR SUGESTIONS!
