"The world now is a strange place. In fact, you can find evidence of this right here on wattpad: just try searching the bear conspiracy. another example here in the real world is the Chevy spark: Why would someone invent a car with a motor so small that the air conditioning turns off whenever you are at a stoplight? Obviously insanity is a major problem in our great nation these days. Thus, I propose the cure for insanity." This is what you would have heard had you been in a top-secret meeting in a top-secret room underneath the Pentagon. The Almighty Supreme Chief of American Welfare (or ASCAW) had decided to declare Everyday Insanity (more often called "weirdness") a secret national emergency. This meant they would take people's money and say it was for the underfunded school systems, but they would use it for the "epidemic". The ASCAW, a man by the name of Lucas Garner, was an evil and ruthless man. He was trying to convince everyone of importance who he knew, which was prettymuch everyone, to support his plan. The odd part was, the whole government of the mighty United States of America was stupid enough to agree with him.
