The ventriloquist

Meeting my hero's

From the age of twelve years old I new I was gonna be a ventriloquist, I started my shows in my middle school at grade seven and jurying my first act at my schools talent show I had great laughs and a great time too, but now here I am A 21 year old man going to collage and playing not too big of shows in Vegas and by not too big I mean I usually play at bars witch have about twenty to thirty people in it once ever few weeks. And if you are wondering my Dummy or puppet or what ever you wanna call her is name Diana the same last name as my grand mother who is still living to this day with Breathing problems and major arthritis in her bones. But here's where I would like to start my story meeting my two hero's Jeff Dunham and Terry Fator.

I had finished my show with a good laugh it was almost 11:30 at night I had been getting tired meeting a few people who almost all said 'I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!' And yes I am half def with all of them screaming in my ears, I love fans but them screaming just kinda gets to me a little bit but I guess also meeting a few crying once and making them feel awesome makes up for that. But back too what I was saying, so I had finished a show and not knowing it my manager Daniel Tanner had brought my two Hero's as I mentioned earlier Terry Fator and Jeff Dunham. It was really good timing too thus it being my Twenty second birthday and graduating Collage tomorrow it was a awesome gift. So Daniel led me into a dark room I guessed it to be the green room so I walked in and heard giggling of some grown folk I turned on the laughed and almost had a hart attack all the staff working there had set up a surprise party I was in shock and for a minute or so I felt as if I was my fans I met before. Jeff and Terry both snuck up behind me and yelled boo and I....... felt like my soul left it was awesome did I say that all ready?
"Happy Birthday Xavier!!!" They yelled and my face got red "holy crap it's Jeff- and Terry and oh my god I mite faint" they laughed "hey i liked your show tonight me and Dunham here both laughed at the one where Diana and you had a 'argument' about where outdoor outhouses should be on account hurricanes I died laughing" Terry said and threw his arm around me "thanks but most of the thought on that one came from Danny my manager and I throwing thoughts back and forth back at my office" we all chuckled "so future graduate what subject you take this last semester?" Jeff asked "well I had too improve on Greek and Roman history and a little on the math part too but other then that's it's been a good semester honestly" Jeff smiled "well it's really nice too meet a nice sweet young comedian ventriloquist like your self" Terry Fator explained

So at the end of the night me and almost half of the staff including Jeff and Terry had gotten then self drunk well everyone but Daniel since he calls him self 'strait edge' so at the end of the night Daniel has too drive