Best Friends Are Made For Kissing (boyxboy)

The Pranking Begins...

"Okay, I've got it. Are you ready for this?! Seriously. I. Am. A. Genius!" Giggling to myself, I mean, seriously, this is amazing. Adam will love it and if he doesn't well....screw him. Hey, that's not a bad idea! WAIT! Prank, must prank. 

Slightly groaning under his breath, Adam looked over at me in confusion. "Well, what is it?!" He hissed under his breath. He's so sweet when he's annoyed with me.

"It involves me banging my head on a desk, you'll love it!" Adam gazed around and smirked. "Just go along with it. We'll make it GRRRREAAAAT." Thinking of Tony the Tiger, I smile innocently at the new teacher, who at the moment is shuffling papers around. Wonder when she'll star-

"Okay class. My name is Mrs. Stanton, and you will refer to me as Ma'am. I require work to be in on time, no late work accepted. Try me and you won't receive a grade. No ifs, ands, or buts. You don't like it? Leave." Glaring around the room, she obviously had a stick up her ass. Hehehe. Ass. But duuuude, seriously, why is she so mean? It IS the first day of school, duh. Just makes it easier to screw with her then. Hehe.

I went over my plan again. Hmm. Seems good. Hopefully. Well, here goes either way. 

"OW! Don't touch me! OW STOP IT! DAMN IT STOP!" I threw my head onto the desk, repeatedly banging it on the desk, making as much noise as I possibly could. I probably looked like a crazy person, which technically is what I wanted so HAH I WIN!

I could hear Adam shuffling around to look at me, and then Stanton hollaring at me. I ignored her, she's a meanie face. I kept screaming and trying not to laugh, it was fun!

Stanton ran up to my desk, attempting to ask me what was wrong, why I was acting like this. I didn't respond and I knew Adam would get his cue.

Like a boss, Adam told her calmly, "Ma'am, that boy there is special. He hears and feels them. This happens often. It's okay, I know how to help though!" With that said, I wondered how he would 'help'.

I didn't wonder long as I felt his body come crashing onto mine. Fudge man, Adam is heavy! OW, that's my rib that just punctured my lung, I'm gonna die. Sweet lord take me awwwwwaaaaay-

"Hey, is that your phone or are you just happy to see me?" Adam whispered in my ear, gently breathing on me. Which you know, did some things to my crotch- it's not my fault, he's sexy! I'm not gay! Stop looking at me like that! OH wait.. Um reading me like that? Err... ANYWHORE, he was lying on top of me and I got excited enough that I flushed and turned away. 

I did forget that we were in class though, and I looked around only to see Stanton gazing at me in shock and I think a little fear. Hehe, mission accomplished. "BOO!" Stanton shrieked from my outburst and got really red... Oh no, here comes trouble.

"Office. NOW. And don't think this means that there won't be other repercussions!" 

Sighing in defeat, Adam jumped off me and pulled me off the floor. Damn, I was just getting comfy. Hmm.