Cracker soon gets up from his position!!
Cracker: WHAT THE HELL?! YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GET IT!!
Medaka: Cracker, you are ordered to leave at once.
Natsu: Does she have to point that fan at everyone all the time?
Kagura: She's been doing it for a long time since she was part of the Beast Pirates.
Kamui: It registers a challenge.
Cracker: You morons aren't the bosses of me! Anyone who defies Mama, is going to die!
(Y/N): Yeah, didn't Luffy kick your ass? Smoothie told me all about it.
Cracker: OH IT'S YOU!! You're the one who took Smoothie and Big Sis Amande!! Well, you're going to regret it!! My soldiers, Pretzel, and I are going to-
Happy: Huh? You have pretzels?
Carla: I suppose it's his sword.
Cracker: Named it myself! I'm Cracker Charlotte, the Minister of Biscuits from Biscuit Island of Totto Land!
Gray: (sarcastically) Big Mom must put a lot of faith in someone like you.
Cracker: Oh Mama does indeed! I'm one of the Sweet Commanders for a reason too! You see I-
Kurome: Oh my god, can you just fight and stop bragging?
Wendy: Yeah, you're kind of boring right now.
Cracker froze!
Cracker: WHAT?! I AM NOT BORING!! DON'T YOU INSULT ME!
(Y/N): What are you going to do? Talk us all to death?
Akame: That's something I'm not fond of myself.
Rarity: Well? Are you going to fight or keep bragging?
Akiza: Uh .... I wouldn't keep doing that.
Cracker began steaming!
Cracker: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE!! BISCUITS SOLDIERS CHARGE!!
Cracker sends his soldiers toward you guys!
Natsu and Spike: Oh please! FIRE DRAGON ROAR!!!
The soldiers are unharmed this time!
Erza: What?
Sunset: It didn't work? Hmm, FLAME SWORD!!
Sunset cuts them apart, but nothing-
Cracker: Try all you like! I infused my soldiers with my Armament Haki! So you can't cut them-
Natsu: THEN I'LL JUST EAT THEM!!!
Natsu savagely ate one of Cracker's men!
Natsu: BURP! Ah man that's good!
Cracker: NO!!! NOT THIS AGAIN!!
(Y/N): Time to eat up!
Kamui: Good thing the Yato all have to eat to rebuild our strength!
Yuffie: He Ayame, shall we?
Ayame takes out a fork and knife!
Ayame: INDEED!!
Soon ... You guys began devouring all of Cracker's soldiers!!
(Y/N): Can't eat anymore!
Twilight: So full!
Lucy: I regret this too much!
Spike: Anyone got .... a pill?
Cracker: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! You wasted your energy eating my soldiers, that means I can attack back!! EAT THIS! PRETZEL ROLL-
All of a sudden- A DRAGON APPEARS!!
Kamui and Kagura: Uh ... is that?
Ayame: AAH A DRAGON!!
Yuffie: COOL!!
(Y/N): Is that who I think it is?
Natsu: IGNEEL! HOW YOU DOING YOU OLD TIM-
(Y/N): NO IDIOT THAT'S NOT IGNEEL!!
Erza: Mom?
Irene: Erza my Baby, are you alright? I came just in time!
You look up and see Maya, and Mermaid Heel on her back!
(Y/N): Oh hey girls!!
Kagura M. (for Mikazuchi): Hello everyone!
Millianna: HI ERZY!! HI (Y/N)!! HI EVERYONE ELSE!!
Marble: Oh are you alright? We .... came just in time!
Maya: Hey Sis!
Lyra and Bon Bon: SAY YOUR PRAYERS NOW YOU JERK!!
Cracker began sweating more and more and more and more until-
Cracker:
Irene: SAGE DRAGON ROAR!!!
Cracker is blasted out of the manor and is sent flying straight for Onigashima!!
Soon ....
(Y/N): Well that was something!! Where did he go anyway?
Onigashima ...... Big Mom and Kaido's quarters!!
Kaido: (while drinking sake) HIC! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?! MORE SUBORDINATES KEEP BETRAYING HIC ME! IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY!!!
Big Mom: You're looking at a woman who deals with children who fall in love with enemies! First Pudding, then Smoothie and Amande!! Who's next?!
CRASH!!
Cracker: Mama, Dragon. Hurts!
Big Mom: CRACKER! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!
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FanfictionYou are (Y/N) (L/N), an S Class Dragon Slayer Wizard from Fairy Tail!! You always have a code, which is to protect your family at all costs!! You see the Guild as people you love, and well some old childhood friends of yours are coming in to join th...
