Haikyuu Oneshots

This is a quite the shitshow...

It was just an average day in the Haikyuu Apartment. Hinata, Nishinoya,and Tanaka doing something stupid.Daichi yelling at them  to stop, Suga trying to calm daichi down by also yelling, and Asahi telling everyone to calm down...calmly with yamaguchi right beside him. Quite the show to be honest but what they didn't see was the fact that Tsukishima and Kageyama were gone.
Your probably wondering, what are they doing? No? Your not? Ok, you're probably thinking they got into a fight or they're doing the 'it's the ___ for me' thing. Again you're wrong.
Well you see, Kageyama and Tsukkishima have this thing that they do together but pretend they don't to the rest of the team. They watch they're favorite show together and today just happened to be the worst day ever.

One if they're favorite characters died.

After they finished the episode they each had a single tear going down they're face.

"Fuck.", they said at the same time.

"Well, this is the end. Where do you wanna do it, jump the Cliff or drown in the Lake?", Kageyama said.
"Which ones higher?", asked Tsukkishima.
"The cliff."
"which one takes longer to die?"
"The lake.", stated the raven haired boy, "but i say cliff because we can contemplate half way through the fall."
"Cliff it is. Alright let's get the car"
See what they meant by that was, where were they gonna go and throw they're soul away and sulk. But some orange haired boy happened to be listening in, and he interpreted it in as they were going to end it. Pretty dark subject so he was scared he was gonna lose his boyfriend. He wanted to tell yamaguchi but he didn't want to freak him out, so he told Asahi.
"ASAHI! ASAHI! PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP!"
"Uhm...Hinata shouldn't you be in your room? Daichi told you, you can't come out until tomorrow morning."
"Yeah yeah i know but this is important!", the short boy started to tear up. Asahi saw this and started freaking out.
"Oh...OH YOUR CRYING! Uhmm i guess i could help, what is it you needed?"
"It-it's Kageyama and Tsukkishima!"
Immediately Asahi got the wrong idea, he thought he was cheating on him with Tsukkishima, but that was quickly cleared up with the next sentence.
"I-I think they're gonna end they're lives! Please Asahi HELP ME!", at this point Hinata was crying.
Asahi, knowing that kageyama and tsukkishima like to watch they're show at this time, tried calming Hinata down telling him that they were fine. But Hinata being Hinata, he wasn't listening.
"NO ASAHI LISTEN TO ME! YOU NEED TO HELP ME S-STOP THEM!"
"Hinata look-"
But before he could finish, Kageyama and Tsukkishima came out into the living room. Kageyama looked at hinata, went up to him, and stood right in front of him.
"Baby, why are you crying?"
"Kageyama! Please stay here, i love you, i love you so much! Please!"
"Look Hinata, it'll be ok. I Love You. I'll be back...eventually.", he kissed his forehead and started to head out. Tsukkishima threw him the car keys.
"Ready to go?"
"Yeah."
"T-then i'll go with you! Please!"
"Absolutely not. I don't wanna risk you getting hurt. Love you babe." The tall male said. Tsukkishima waved and with that they walked out the house. Hinata ran over to Asahi.
"ASAHI, CAN YOU DRIVE?!"
"Look Hinata, you need to calm down"

Kageyama started playing the soundtrack to the show and started driving.
*Tear drop by Kageyama*
"THEY DID'NT HAVE TO DIEEE"
"RIGHT!", screamed Tsukkishima.
*Incoming call*

Hinata Boke 🥰🏐

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K: Hello.
H: KAGEYAMA DON'T DO IT! I LOVE YOU, COME BACK PLEASE!
K: huh
H: U...umm...R-remember that if you die, i'll be alone and depressed...
K: But... _____ and now ____ died...
H: H-hey...Tsukkishima, Yams is your boyfriend right?
T: Yea...
H: No more kisses from me, Kageyama~. Neither from Yamaguchi, Tsukkishima.
K:...i don't know what your ta-