Salt Simulator: A Salt AU

Him

Him.

It's always been him.

I've tried to stay away. Tried to not think about him. Tried to force myself to not talk to him.

But, something always draws me back to him.

Maybe it's the objects that are attracted to him. They need to stay away.

But then, I'm just as bad as them, right?

So, there's nothing bad with me, right? yes yes there is nothing wrong with me I'm perfectly normal perfectly normal object

I want him all to myself he's mine mine mine mine mine mine mine.

I want him to love me I love him I love him I love him I love him

I want it to be the two of us forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

Is that really so bad? 

"Salt! Ugh, get your lazy butt out of bed. It's time for school." Pepper yelled at me.

That's Pepper, my twin sister. She's been my closest friend for my whole life. We've grown up together and shared everything.

Yes, she doesn't know about him yet. And, hopefully, she never finds out. 

"Say, do you know where my brush is?" 

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe that evil guy Paper stole it."

"But, why would he steal it? He doesn't even have hair?!"

"True. Maybe he's combing someone else's hair."

"Salt, can I tell you something?"

"Of course you can! I never tell secrets."

"Well, I have a crush on a boy!"

"OOOOH! Spill the tea, sis!"

"It's OJ!"

*shatters*

Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no. OJ is mine, and that's it. Pepper can't have him, no matter what. She's going to pay. I will make senpai notice me.