Stranded Stuff

Auditions Part 1

Kyle's  Audition

Kyle - Ok is it on?

The Cameraman nods

Kyle - oh I will first show you how truly amazing I am, first off I can eat almost anything, LIKE THIS

Kyle puts a bunch of random stuff in the blender and ends it off by putting a watermelon inside

Kyle - ok now all we have to do is blend it and

Cameraman - WAIT NO-

The blender without its cap in squirts the blended substance everywhere

The cameraman calls the host

Cameraman - Tom, this kid destroyed this entire house in a matter of seconds.

Tom (on the phone) - Oh crap, pics or it didn't happen

Cameraman - Excuse me?

Tom (on the phone) - I mean, just sign him up for the show so you both don't get in trouble I guess

Cameraman - uhg, 

The Cameraman hangs up

Cameraman - Welp, you're in you dweeb

Kyle - YES! Wait but my audition isn't finished yet-

Cameraman - it is now

The cameraman turns off the camera

Mike's  Audition

Mike - A-are you sure i have to this

Mike's Big Brother - Oh definitely bro

Mike - Crap, ok hello everyone I'm Mike, and I'm auditioning for Stranded because my brother dared me to, gg I knew I shouldn't have played that, ok let me tell you some things about me I guess, I like to cook

Mike's Big Brother - Except for the burning part

Mike - uhm, I also like all animals

Mike's Big Brother - except anything that's even close or related to dogs or cats, oh and don't forget gerbils

Mike - oh and finally, uh, uhm

Mike's Big Brother - he's scared of pretty much anything in existence

Mike - uhg, just, just turn off the camera

Mike's Big Brother - whatever you say, heh

Mike's brother turns off the camera

Al's  Audition

Al turns on the camera

Al - Heya out there Audience, this may not be as good as some of the other auditions, but that's only because I never asked for a cameraman (on accident) and I no one in this house believes I'll win so they didn't record, but that won't stop me! I mean I can be absolutely amazing, I know the square root of almost every number, and I have collected every RPG in the world so those can teach me I guess... ok that wasn't a very good reason but look, all I'm saying is that if you choose me, I promise I'll make an above average competitor! Well, cya later

Al turns off the camera

Nina's  Audition

Nina appears to be watching My Zero Acadamia

Nina - heh

Someone whispers to her

Nina - wait, what do you mean it's on! You never told me we were about to record!

Cameraman - Kid I told you five times

Nina - alright whatever, hello everyone I'm Nina, and I'm a huge fan of anime, I watch almost Every. Single. One. I even went to the doctors to have surgery just to enlargen my eyes so I could look more like an anime character

Cameraman - I still say it's weird

Nina - oh shut up, but you guys should just pick me to join because of my amazing physical and mental skills, so choose me!