Keefe Asks a Question

KAAQ 2

I DO NOT OWN ANYONE IN THIS BOOK. ALL RIGHTS TO SHANNON MESSENGER

later

Sophie: Hello everybody! Welcome back to Keefe asks a question. Keefe, take it away. * looks where keefe should be, but he's not there* Keefe? *looks for keefe

Keefe: *swings in on a harness* I CAME IN LIKE A WREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sophie: Keefe!

Keefe: *still swinging* Hiya Foster

Sophie: What are you doing????????

Keefe: Swinging

Sophie: Get over here now!

Keefe: Fine, *grumbles* You're no fun Foster

Sophie: *rolls eyes* Just ask your question Keefe

Keefe: Alright Foster, What are chopsticks?

Sophie: Chopsticks? Not M&M's?

Keefe: * grins evily*

Sophie: Nevermind! Uhhh, Chopsticks are used to eat Chinese food. they are long little sticks.

Keefe: Oooooh! like mini swords?

Sophie: well, no. they-

Keefe: SHOW ME A PICTURE

Sophie: *shows keefe picture*

Keefe: wow, those are way different then I thought it would be, they look pretty boring actually, but still cool

Sophie: Well, they can come in many diffrent styles. * shows keefe more pictures*

Keefe: cool, those are more intristing to look at. WHat do they do again?

Sophie: they aer used to eat food

Keefe: thats dumb, how would they stick?

Sophie: you actually use the, to grab the food.

Keefe: thats dumb, it doesn't have hand!

Sophie: Not like that! its like, pushing pressure. Here, pretend your hand is the food, and my fingers and thumb are the chopsticks. *holds up claw shaped hand* The chopsticks push together on the food. *compresses hand on keefes like chopsticks* and picjs up the food. *picks up keefes hand in a weired position*

Keefe:*smirks* Foster, are you holding my hand?

Sophie: *blushes and pulls hand away*

Keefe: Haha!

Sophie: *scarlet* Shut up

Keefe: woah foster, calm down, I was only joking, sheese. are you sure these chopstick thingymobabers are used only for food? cause I can think of a bajilion other uses for them right now

Sophie: well sometimes women put their hair in buns with them

Keefe: Can I see

Sophie: I don't have any chopsticks...

Dex: *walks on with a pair of chopsticks*I came prepared.

Sophie: Wow Dex! I didn't know you even had chopsticks.

Dex: My mom had a few pairs lying around from when she snuck over to Japan. You can keep them if you want. It's the only pair that wasn't pink.

Sophie: *giigles* wow

Dex: yeah

Keefe: I WANNA SEE THE PINK ONES

Sophie: Keefe, no

Keefe: Why not?

Sophie: because then Dex would have to go all the way back there

Keefe: *thinks about ut* fine. But your no fun Foster

Sophie: well we should proabaly wrap things up-

Keefe: I still want you t o put your hair up with the chopstick

Sophie: no

Keefe: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

Sophie: No!

Keefe: Then I'll tell everyone what you felt about Ol' FItzipoo...

Sophie: No! I'll do it. * puts hair up with chopstick*

Keefe: Wow foster... that looks... Amazinc!

Sophie: *takes hair down* lier. *hands back keefe chopstick* Here, you said you knew a bajillion uses for it.

Keefe: Thanks! Yup, Most of the stuff is for pranks, but we can disgueise them as mini knife spears

Sophie: they'll be confiscated

Keefe: I could make flags

Sophie: what would you need flags for?

Keefe: I have my reasons foster. I could hit them on things, like this *drums*

Sophie: thats called drumming

Keefe: I like it!

Sophie: we we should probably head out. Goodbye everybody- keefe what aer you doing?

Keefe:*frums on himself*

Keefe: *drums on sophie*

Keefe: *yeets drumsticks torwards audience*

Keefe: GOODBYE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dex: *plays eye of the tiger*

Sophie: Dex!

Dex: *shrugs*

Keefe: struts his stuff off stage

Sophue: Im done! * walks off stage

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