Salt Simulator: A Salt AU

At School

"Wow, I'm so proud of you, sister! OJ is a real good catch, and he'll treat you right."

But, on the inside, I felt like something had gone wrong. Pepper would never treat OJ as well as I would. She's not right for him. Something in my heart and brain just snapped, thinking about all the ways she could die or be framed or be killed or be dead or be dead or be dead or be killed

"Ok, let's go to school, Salt! I'm going to make out with OJ in front of you and break your heart and chew it up and spit it out and step on it and throw it down a sewer and call it names and then laugh

"Oh, ok. Salt, the bus is here. Want to go?"

"Oh...um...I think I'll just walk to school today."

Outside my house, it's basically heck. Raccoons litter the ground and there's a lot of trash. Basically, the only good place in this town is the school. That's the only place I get to see him, right?

Across the town, there's an observation tower, a movie theater, a cafe, an amusement park, a hotel, a beach, and a park. (Remember these locations, they will come up later.)

I finally arrive at school, after what seems like an hour of walking. Today is Club Day, which is where all the clubs get to showcase themselves off, and new people can join. I've never really been interested in clubs, I always thought they were a waste of time. 

There's a lot of familiar faces here, along with some new ones. I see those losers Baseball and Nickel hanging out. God, they need to confess their feelings for each other! They are so freaking ignorant to their feelings, it's sickening.

Balloon is hanging out with this new girl. He's cool, and listens to my rants. Pickle and Taco are hanging out, which is considerably weird, since they broke up a while ago. Bomb and Pepper are arguing, which is fair. Then, OJ is hanging out with Paper, which isn't fair.

All the others were getting information about the clubs. I guess I should find some information on some clubs...

There's a woodsy club. Woods aren't my forte, but they do have free pocket knifes and backpacks  on hand. I grabbed one of each, then I went back to the main hall.

*BACKPACK: AQUIRED!*

*POCKET KNIFE: ACQUIRED!*

(Salt now has a backpack! Any items she picks up will be put into the bag. Don't worry, it's pretty big on the inside, so a lot of objects can fit in it.)

Pepper was looking at clubs and talking to OJ. God, I wish she didn't have to do that. Then, things would be a lot less complicated for me.

"Salty-salt Salt! Come over here!" she yelled at me.

I sighed, walking over to her. She had two fliers for clubs in both her hands. When OJ saw me, he walked away and went to go talk with Paper. Why would he do that? Does he not like me? Of course he does. He loves me, and not people who start with P-

"Oh, you're finally here! Here, take a look at these!"

Pepper then shoved the fliers into my face. One was for the student council and one was for the debate club.

"I want you to choose one for us! OJ's signing up for these clubs, and I don't want to miss the action, gorl!"

Wait, did she just say OJ! Screw it, I love clubs now. 

Should I choose

> Student Council ( + 5% sanity)

> Debate Club ( + 5% sanity)

(Some actions you choose will have an effect on Salt's sanity. If her sanity gets too low, she will be more emotionless and not caring about killing people. The higher the sanity, the more sane she is.)

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Alright! You guys, choose the club you want Salt to join! 

Also, woohoo heehoo