Mario and Luigi had never downed a bottle of Jack Daniels this fast before
After necking the bottle they both started hear each others stomachs growl
Luigi: "wow Mario those shrooms yoshi sold us must really be taking a turn for the worst on our stomachs"
Mario: "don't stupid you green hat wearing twat we haven't eaten anything since Sonic's funeral yesterday"
They both decided to head downtown to the food market
Mario: "I say we ambush some hoodlems on the way out of the kebab shop and steal their food"
Luigi: "Don't be daft Mario we have only just been let out of jail for accounts of assault and 2 sexual harrasment cases against Peach"
Mario: "Yeah you is right my G we ain't going back there my arse hole is still the size of a Blue Shell"
After an hour of pondering about the streets they both found themselves outside of a a Maccies
Mario: "If we don't eat now all the takeaways will be shut and we won't eat again for a month"
Luigi: " Let's just go in this Maccies then"
Mario: "But Luigi we have a lifetime ban from all Maccies across the world after we ate some dank fire flowers and set fire to some Muslim woman's Burkah"
Luigi "Screw it, i'm going in Mario we need the food. I'm sure they won't even remember"
They both entered the Maccies and joined the queue...
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40 minutes pass and they are one person away from the counter
It all looks promising as the person in front collects their order and started walking away but just as they stepped up to order, the manager (Gumba) ran out with an M4A1 and threatens to kill Mario and Luigi if they ever set foot in another Mcdonalds again.
Gumba: "Ay get the fuck out of here Ay before Ay put a clip in yo ass from my friend Mr M4"
Without hesitation Mario and Luigi left the Maccies with no food
Big Sad
They decided the best course of action was to buy some more Rum to drown their sorrows away.
Mario: "yeah you have a very valid point my comrade, let's go to the ammonation and buy some Glock 9s"
So they did exactly what Mario said and bought some nice .9mm pistols.
Mario: "wow we should go back to Maccies and try out our new toys"
Luigi: "Oh Hell Yeah my guy that's a good idea"
So they walked back into Maccies and shot twice in the air
BANG BANG!
Mario: "Ay yo whut up my Nwords this is a robbery get yo shit on the floor"
Luigi: "anyone fucking move and yo u get a happy meal with a free 9mm between your eyes"
They demanded 2 happy meals with transformer toys while holding a small Jewish child hostage
Gumba saw what was happening from afar and decided to whip out the old M4 on these fools
Gumba: "YOU PICKED THE WRONG MCDONALDS FOOLS"
Gumba started unloading a mag into the crowd injuring everyone but Mario and Luigi
Mario flips a table and hides behind it with Luigi waiting for Gumba to reload
But Gumba never reloaded
He pulled out duel wield Five Sevens with Gold camo and jumped slowing time down as the camera panned around him
Gumba then flew at Mario and Luigi and tried knifing them but Mario use the Cheat code R1 R2 L1 L2 Left Down Up Right Left Down Up Right R1 R2 L1 L2 and spawned a jet pack carrying Luigi into the sky leaving nothing but a trail of smoke
This was all going rather swimmingly as they flee the scene until Mario noticed the fuel gauge reading "0"
The jet pack started smoking and the two started rapidly descending
They tried entering a parachute cheat code but it was all too late...
They splattered all over floor like throwing a tomato at the window
The ambulance arrived to the scene and tried reviving them but the paramedics didn't have quick revive so the two bled out
Game Over
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Or was it...
Suddenly a portal opened and future Mario and Luigi appeared...
The ambulance then backed up over them they both died again.
