My Knight in Hunter Green

Chapter 2

     After Hisoka got his ass kicked for the second time today, for the same reason as the first time, I made my way over to my fencing lesson. It's pretty boring, just duals and such. We practice with blunted blades of course.

     "Milluki you stupid rat. You're terrible at controlling you're blade, which is thirty percent of sword play."

     Our instructor doesn't like Milluki, but mother loves how ruthless she is, so neither of them ever go against her when she makes comments like that.

     "Killua, can you please show your brother how to hold his saber?" I nodded and smugly strode over to Milluki, making his veins pop.

     "You're right handed, so you hold the blade at a one and Seven o'clock position. Keep your left hand behind your lower back, and put your feet in a backwards L position."

     He stubbornly did what I told him to do, then he fell over.

     Our coach rolled her eyes and walked over to him. "He gave you near perfect instructions and you messed it up with poor balance. Did I not give you stretches to help with that?"

     At this point I was dismissed, considering that I already finished my duals and training. On my way out I spotted green and blond hair, seemingly watching the sword fighters. 'Gon couldn't have been watching me, right?' Nah he's to pretty and precious.

     It took about three minutes to get to my chambers, already I was eager to take a bath. It's hot outside and I just had a two hour fencing lesson,  a cold bath just sounds pleasant.

     After chilling in the bath for about an hour, what you thought I was gonna monologue myself being in the bath? Pervert. Anyway, after I was done I slipped on some pine soap I had dropped earlier while I was using it as a microphone to pretend I was the star of a concert, but we won't talk about that right now, and bruised my knee. Good job Killua. You're very fit to run a nation.

     Managing to make it to my closet without killing myself or braking a bone, I decided to wear a white button up, a fancy blue vest with a matching cape, and brown pants.

     Just as I was leaving my door swung open and Hisoka marched in.

"Hey princess, are you ready for the advisors dinner? Or are you going to keep staying in your room thinking of ways to impress the chibi Knight?"

"...if you weren't f*cking my brother I'd have your head chopped off, clown."

"Tsk tsk, so rude. That's why you're single your majesty~"

     My boots clicked as we made our way to the banquet hall, all the while Hisoka rattled off jokes about bungee gum and his normal perverted comments.

     "Hey Killua~ why'd the chicken cross the road?"

     "Do I really want to know?"

     "I don't know. He got hit by a carriage,"

     "I'm gonna hit you with a carriage."

     "...rude. Understandable, but rude."

When we arrived at the previously stated location Hisoka ran off to meet up with Illumi. I didn't want to know more.

     These things are always boring, like most castle activity's to be fair. It's just noble after noble rambling on about how great they are and how they're going to "help the poor while making us richer", translation; I'm gonna raise taxes until everyone in the kingdom is on welfare except for the one percent who turns a profit. When Im king, I'm hiring a whole new court.