Demigod Swears

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My personal favourite:
HOLY MOTHER OF ZEUS!!!!
(A/N: I have no idea why, I just read it in a hp/pjo fanfic, when Percy is on a Gringotts (sp?) cart, and screams this at the top of his lungs. I don't know why, but I have never laughed so hard 😂)

General demi-swears:
Holy Hephaestus

What the Hades?! (WTH)

Holy Hera

Schist

Dam

What in Zeus' name?!

Oh Styx

Oh my Gods

Poseiden's trousers

Dam it

Bronze Bulls

Poseiden's Panties

Poseiden's Underpants

What in the name of Hades Gym Shorts?

What in the name of Kronos

Holy Schist

Dear Gods

I don't give a dam

No Styx Sherlock

No Schist Sherlock

What the actual Hades?

What in the name of Zeus

Di Immortales

Hades Gym Shorts

Poseiden's trident

Zeus Almighty

Son of a Gorgon

By the name of Zeus

You mortal

Son of the fates

For the gods sake

Good Gods

For the love of Zeus

Random/silly demi-swears:

Percy's Pillow Pet

Kronos' Nipples

From your comments

Holy Mother Rhea

Mother of the gods

Oh my blue food

Holy happy meal

A/N: Have you got any others? I'll add any I like to the list.

- Hunter 💜

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