10 Ways To Annoy Carlisle Cullen

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10. Tell him only to address you in a cute english accent.

~~~ALICE'S POV~~~

"Hey, Carlisle." I told my adoptive father.

"Hi, Alice," He replied, looking up from the book he was reading. "What do you need?"

"Wait, what did you call me?" I asked him.

"I called you Alice," He said, confused.

"Why, Carlisle, why?" I said dramatically.

"Why what?" He asked.

"Why can't you say my name in an English accent?" I asked.

"'Alice' is pronounced the same way in an English accent," He said. Then he left the room and walked up to his room quickly.

9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

~~~EMMETT'S POV~~~

"Um, I need to ask you a question, Carli-s-al," I said. I know I pronounced his name wrong, I'm doing it on purpose. Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Edward and I had planned to test Carlisle's patience.

"Uh, Emmett, it's pronounced Carlisle, not Carli-s-al," He said, giving me a weird look.

"The 'q' is silent. Duh." I said, walking away before I burst out laughing.

8.  Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

~~~BELLA'S POV~~~

I couldn't believe I was doing this. The Cullen kids and I were playing Truth or Dare, and I got dared to go ask Carlisle an awkward question. I knocked on the door to his office.

"Come in," I heard his voice say. I creaked the door open.

"Uh, I w-was just wondering i-if, uh. . ." I started. "I was just curious t-to know if b-blonde people really do h-have more fun. . ."

To my suprise, Carlisle laughed. "Are you thinking about dying your hair?" He asked.

"N-no," I said. "Jasper made me ask. . ." I walked out of the room quickly.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

~~~ROSALIE'S POV~~~

"Hey, Carlisle,"