Its August, not Halloween but we can all agree 2020 is a horror show and so is this chapter. It's 2 AM and this is how I'm spending my time. Someone send me rum.
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Its mid morning, the day before Halloween and I'm having a toasty warm bath with pumpkin spice candles and the relaxing sounds of Snoop Dog in the background. A few weeks have passed since meeting Lucifer and the boys mother and father but I haven't yet recovered. Ron, their father was an absolute moon unit and honestly I didn't think I could survive it when he came over. He was trying so hard not to shit himself when he saw me that I almost shat myself by association.
I let the warm waves of soapy water slosh over my tots and lay my head back. I roll over elegantly and a massive wave crashes over the rim of the bath, completely soaking my vibrator, electric shocks send me into an intense fit.
"S...shhhhzzz....shhahiiitttt" I manage to say as the soapy water floats into my exposed eyes and into my brain.
"Giiirrrrl I swear to god if you don't get these titttiiiess outta that bathtub in five minutes ima come over there and fucking drag your ass" ashoe calls out from behind the locked door.
"Biiiitcchhh hurry the fuq up I'm gonna miss my date with jesuuuss"
I hear Asmodeus talking but I can't respond as I am gargling on soapy water and convulsing.
"Ok fuck this"
The wooden door breaks down, a loud crash fills my ears and Asmodeus rushes in.
"Oh girl...the fuck you doin" Asmo says, eyes widening as he sees me floating awkwardly in the bath.
"What's going on" Lucifer shouts, he had heard the noise and came rushing towards it.
"Y/N!" Luci cries, scooping me up into his arms, water slops all over Asmo's smexy gown and he hisses in response
"Thanks dickhead you fucked up my dress"
"She might die Asmo get your priorities straight!"
Lucifer carries me into the dining room and places me down on the dinning table. Beel sees my naked body and gags, throwing up 8 cow sized meals onto the table.
Mammon vomits at the sight of vomit and Asmodeus is still crying over his gown.
"Baby come back to me, please you can't leave me!!"
Lucifer begins CPR on my almost lifeless corpse but doesn't realise that I don't need it because I'm breathing and spitting soap out of my face.
"I...I'm okay" I stutter
"Really?!" Luci says frantically
"Y...yes I'm just....a bit..." the scent of vomit chunks fill my nostrils and I convulse
"Baby no!"
"Girl not again" sassmodeus mumbles
Beelzebub shifts awkwardly at the other end of the room.
"What happened y/n?!" My smexy boyf asks me
"I was in the bath and I...water splashed onto my vibrator and I fucking electrocuted myself"
I blush
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Obey Me ~ Lucifer X Reader ~ Luci Tales
FanfictionA series of adventures with Lucifer and his brothers. Featuring big titty anime bitches and Captain jack sparrow. When I wrote this I was not in my right mind yet I thought why not lose the 5 followers I do have. #diavoloandluci :) I'm turning this...
