"Excuse me, do you speak German?"
"Uh nein, I don't, why?" ( Nein is German for No)
"Uh, okay, thankyou."(leaves in confusion)
"Bitteschon." ( Bitteschon is German for You're Welcome)
'Damn, I'm stupid, I just said German words.'
-next day-
"Excuse me, do you know where the restroom is?"
"Uh, it's right there in the uh corner."
"Where?"
"Where I'm pointing at."
"That's the Staff Only room."
"My bad."
"Can you even see well?"
"No, I'm far-sighted."
"But dude, that corner is about 50 feet away from us, that's far."
"Dude, I think I need to go find my brain."
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100-Word Convos
Random100-word convos of boredom, that's what this is all about....
