Twit Talker (One Direction save a life story)

popped up, where's Zayn, dragged under, what the fuck, staring at the moon

When I popped up through the frothy waves I heard Louis and Zayn from the shore freaking out since I had gone under.I waved at them assuring them I was okay.I got back up on my board and I started hitting another wave.I surfed several more waves until.I decided on possibly paddling back towards the shore.I turned towards the shore where I saw Louis sitting on the sand.Where the hell did Zayn go.A few moments later something came up behind me and pulled me off my board into the depths of the ocean.I didn’t even have time to scream before I was dragged down.But once I opened my eye’s I could see the figure through the murk.Zayn! I’m gonna kill him why the fuck would he do something like that scared the ever loving shit out of me.Finally I pried myself from Zayn’s grip and I was able to surface.Once my head popped up through the froth I took a deep breath taking in as much air as I could.Then Zayn’s head popped up beside me.

What the fuck was the Zayn some joke to scare the shit out of me cause it wasn’t funny,I snapped swimming towards my board that was flouting near by.Zayn looked at me like “what you didn’t think was hilarious”.I climbed up on my board and I sat there staring up at the full moon.It was nice peaceful until Zayn dragged me under.Finally my attention was take off the moon when I felt my board sink down a little in the back.I figured Zayn would climb on the back of my board.

Whats the matter babe,he said just above a whisper.I shook my head this was funny that he actually couldn’t tell what was wrong.I turned myself around on the board to face him.

What do you think is the matter Zayn you just scared the ever loving shit out of me by dragging me into the ocean and then you think everything is okay,I snapped.Zayn look appalled at the way I answered him.He looked at me like he wanted to say “what the fuck is wrong with you”.But he didn’t he just inched closer.I was slightly afraid so I inched back a little.Well that was a bad move.I fucked up and went back into the water.Well that wasn’t my plan.I finally rose back to the surface and I peered up at Zayn who was still perched on the board.I shook my head and I swam back to shore.Once I reached the sand I walked up to Louis who was sitting on the sand looking down at his phone.I reached down and I grabbed a towel and I wrapped it around myself.I took a seat next to Louis and I gazed out at the moon with it’s reflection shimmering off the water.I smiled it was perfect.Then I looked out at the water where Zayn was still sitting on the board looking up at the moon as well.