Cj
Rat
Raw eggs, cabbage stew and garlic sauce. These create the roadkill sandwich, the best tasting roadkill in the northwest.
"Ooh, JEMIMA! This bitch SLAPS some fine tongue!" - Martha screeched vigorously.
"Hell almighty. Uwu. God help us," -jamirah aforementioned affirmatively.
*moans*- Martha
"Um...what, mom?"-jajirah
*m o a n s* -martha again, exuberantly.
"... FUCKING JESUS CHRIST ON A BISCUIT,"-juhuhuh
"You're a jesus fucking bitch,"- nathanial mumblered.
ANYWAYS
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C'MON, MAN GET GOOD ROADKILL FOR ONLY ME FOR SANDWICH AT WENDY'S ROADKILL FARM! WOWIE!!
(THIS WAS A ONE WORD AT A TIME CHALLANGE)
YOU ARE READING
ahahahah c'mon down
HumorThis was a colab with my friend Audrey. peep my YouTube sometime where ima do a dramatic reading. :)