Miraculous Salt (DISCONTINUED FOR NOW)

None Of My Business (Adrien Salt And Lila Salt)

This is a Lukanette song fic. Enjoy!

Adrien was arguing with Lila, when Marinette and Luka came along holding hands.

"WHERE'D MY FATHER'S MONEY GO?!"

"DOES IT MATTER?! YOU LOVE YOUR OWN FATHER OVER ME?!"

"IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, THEN YEAH!"

"OH, YOU LITTLE-"

"Damn, I heard that you and her been having problems," Marinette said smiling.

"She likes to fight," Adrien said, partially still mad at her.

"I guess you both have that in common," Luka finished with Marinette's angelic laughter in the air.

"Started at the top, and now you at the bottom," Marinette said, and Luka was trying so hard not to laugh.

"But baby-" Adrien started.

"This is none of my business," Marinette said, sticking her tongue out while walking away with Luka.

The next day:

"I moved on," Marinette said looking at Luka.

"That a wrong," Adrien said, which made Luka and Marinette frown.

Lila came over strutting her stuff.

"Been a while, baby," Luka said, frowning at the sight of Lila.

(Yes, Luka was previously dating Lila. Don't shoot the messenger!)

"So did I," Luka said looking at Marinette lovingly.

Much to the displeasure of Adrien.

"I took you home to see my mom," Lila said, glaring at Adrien.

"Oh, but trust me that ain't on my mind," Adrien glared back at Lila.

"I saw on my feed, she looks a little like me," Marinette said, annoyed,"I can't help but feel-"

"It's not jealousy?" Luka asked.

"NO!"

The next day:

"WHERE IS MY DAD'S MONEY?! YOU KNOW HE NEEDS IT FOR HIS MEDICATION!"

"DOES THAT REALLY MATTER?!"

"YES!"

"WELL, YOUR MAIN PRIORITY SHOULD BE ME!"

"Damn, I heard that you and her been having problems," Luka said, looking at them.

"He likes to fight," Lila sneered, looking at Adrien.

"I guess you both have that in common," Marinette swiftly said.

"Started at the top," Adrien bragged on how he was a high class person.

"And now you at the bottom," Marinette crudely stated.

"But baby-" Lila said reaching for Luka's hand.

"This is none of my business," Luka said, shoving her hand away, and walking with his girl.

The next day:

"SPITCH, DID YOU TELL MY MOTHER THAT I SKIPPED SCHOOL WITHOUT A LEGITIMATE REASON?!"

("Spitch" is a combination of bitch and snitch)

"YES, I DID!"

"WHY?!"

""CAUSE I LOA-"

"Damn, I heard that you and her been having issues," Marinette said.

"I wish you the best," Luka said flashing a broken smile at Lila who was flustered.

"I hope that she can fix you," Marinette did the same with the same result of a flustered Adrien.

One hour later, Adrien and Lila started calling their exes like crazy once they realized what they meant.

It was midnight when another call from their exes. Luka and Marinette sighed and answer the call.

"Finally! You answered!" Adrien and Lila yelled at the same time.

"Listen, Lila/Adrien, we're done. I have a loving boyfriend/girlfriend, and there's nothing you can do about it," they said, clearly annoyed.

"But baby-" Adrien/Lila complained.

"This is none of my business."

The very next day:

"Does she care? Wear her hair up? The way that you always liked?" Marinette asked sadly.

No response.

"When you're alone, does she know all the ways to treat your body right?"

No response.

While Marinette was at home, she saw that @lilaisdatingadrienagreste (it's Lila's facebook username) posted picture of her wearing an outfit similar to hers.

"I saw on my feed, she looks a little like me," Marinette huffed,"I can't help but see-"

"It's not jealousy?" Luka teased.

"NO!"

The next day:

"WHY'D YOU HACK MY BANK ACCOUNT?!"

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"

"OK! FINE! MAYBE I DID IT OUT OF PETTINESS!"

"Damn I heard that you and her been having problems," Luka said.

"She likes to fight," Adrien snarled.

"I guess you both have that in common," Marinette shrugged.

"Started at the top!" Lila screamed at Marinette.

"And now we're at the bottom . . ." Adrien murmured.

"But baby-" Lila tried to have a say in this.

"This is none of my business," Luka said.

The next day:

"Damn, I heard that you and him are having issues," Luka waved dismissively. "I wish you the best, I hope that he can fix you," he flashed Lila a broken smile.

'You'll be calling me, once it hits you,' Luka thought,' but baby this is none of my business.'

'None of my business. Haven't watched your story in four days, least not today,' Marinette smiled, broken. 

"'Cause it's none of my business . . . "

The next day:

"Damn, I heard that you and her were having problems," Marinette said.

"She likes to fight," Adrien admitted.

"I guess you both have that in common."

"Started at the top, and now you at the bottom," Marinette said. 

"But baby-" 

"This is none of my business."

"Damn, I heard that you and him been having issues," Luka said to Lila. "I wish you the best, I hope he can fix you."

'You'll be calling me the second that it hits you,' Luka and Marinette thought.

"But baby-" Adrien and Lila started.

"This is none of my business," Marinette and Luka said, leaving their exes sobbing over what they just lost.