No like you're actually insane

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Charli: what?! You're crazy!
She shouted as I sat ignored her and drank my milkshake
Y/n: yup
I agreed slightly
Charli: so like you're actually insane!
She emphasised
Y/n: yeah, I know
I laughed lightly

Penis😙✌️🤍
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Pink or black?

Charli: I mean you do know that you could get kil-
Y/n: pink... please... ba...by... send
Charli: are you actually even listening to me?!
No
Charli: or you could even get arrest-

Penis😙✌️🤍
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Remember don't tell Charli
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Tell me about it

Y/n: anyways what's going on with you and chase?
I asked innocently as I took a bite out of my pancake
Charli: Y/n-

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Payton: how was the girl day?
Bad
Y/n: fine
Payton: what did you guys talk about?
Me being a mafia
Y/n: Chase
Payton: are they back together
I don't know
Y/n: no
Payton: can stop with the small talk Y/n, you're annoying me now
Oh what you gon do about it?
Kill me?
Y/n: nope
Payton hit his hand on the steering wheel and carried on talking to me
Payton: have you thought anymore about what I said yesterday?
He asked as he looked at me briefly before turning his attention back to the road
Yes, no... maybe
Y/n: no
I answered honestly before putting my feet up on the dashboard
Payton: Y/n this is important
Im 16...
Y/n: no
I said a little more harshly
Payton: this is something we both have to think about together-
Y/n: for gods sake Payton! I'm not having a baby!
I shouted that as we came to a stop.
I quickly opened the door and got out of the car, walking up the hill and into the garage, swarmed with fans.
Y/n: open the door!
I shouted as I banged on the door a few times
Alex: password-
Y/n: open the door Alex or I won't hesitate to murder you
The door quickly swung up and I closed it before payton could get through
Payton: unbelievable-
I quickly ran upstairs to my 3 best friends-
Y/n: NIKITA, LARRAY, JAMES WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!
All the sudden I feel someone pull me into a room
Nikita: sit- what's up?
She said as she pushed me on the bed
Y/n: Paytonwantsababy
I rushed quickly and the 3 of them gasped
James: oh wow-
Larray: age? We don't know her
Y/n: that's what I said and... I may or may not be doing something illegal and I'm not bringing a child into a word full of that
I explained
Larray: anyone know what happened to Eliza? She's been missing for the past few days
Y/n: what? That's crazy... I-I I'm- how would I know- I haven't seen her...
James: jeez Y/n it wasn't an interrogation chill out
He laughed lightly
Nikita: also did payton rape that girl or-
Y/n: Elizapaid10,000toeachgirltosaysomethin
gbadaboutpaytonsoiwenttoherhotelandshegrabbedmyknifesoistabbedherandnowimjoiningthemafia-
I admitted
Woops-
Larray: Queen
Nikita: okay I'm down lemme join
No
James: well that's interesting
Y/n: and now payton wants a mafia child, WHICH IS STUPID AS FUCK!
I screamed.
I mean it wouldn't be bad but it would, I'm not ready thank you very much
Larray: Y/n's gonna have a baby, Y/n's gonna have a baby, Y/n's gonna-
Y/n: kill Larray, Y/n's gonna kill Larray
I sang as I rolled my eyes at him
Bitch I don't want a kid
James: a little Mafia baby- awh
I'll kill you James
Y/n: IM NOT HAVING A BABY!
As I screamed that Nikita picked me up
Nikita: go get baby making
She said as she DROPPED ME ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE THE ROOM AND LOOKED THE MF DOOR
BITCH
I leaned against it and let by body slide down it as I whined
Payton: what's up?
He said as he picked up

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Y/n: we're not having a kid
I told him.
I was being honest, we can't have a kid, there is only one thing that would make me have a kid and it's not this-
Payton: but we could have a little mafia baby
He pouted as he got changed
Y/n: mafia baby my ass Payton, we're too young and not to mention we will probably end up breaking up anyways
I sighed and Payton stopped getting changed and looked at me confused
Payton: ouch-
Y/n: no Payton you know I don't mean it like that, but there are so many things that could break us and you know this
He finished getting changed and joined me on the bed
Payton: I love you. We broke up once and I regretted that, we have sex nearly everyday and I think that we are ready to be parents, I mean we're literally joining the mafia Y/n
He was right-
But so was I
Y/n: exactly, our kid will grow up knowing that they have murderous parents!
I huffed a little and Payton pulled me towards him so he was spooning me
Payton: I want you to have my baby, but I'll wait until you're ready. So... you ready yet?
I laughed slightly and turned to him
Y/n: no.
He hugged me tighter and looked down at my butt
Y/n: what are you doing Moormeier
I giggled as his hand traced my butt
Payton: contemplating wether I should slap it or be nice and give it a little kiss
Both are equally as weird-
Y/n: and you do know that we won't be able to have sex when we have a baby Payton, it'll need our full attention.
I explained
Payton: no we can- you'd just have to stay quiet
Okay just ignore the wholeass reason behind it-
Y/n: no payton, a baby means no sex and definitely not every night, we'll be able to fuck like once a month but that's pretty much it
He chuckled slightly
Payton: get pregnant and we'll see about that.

Love y'all 💛

Ending it in a few chapters, there will be a sequel :)

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