Once upon a time, Simon ate a Jaffa cake. Well, maybe it was a few... Or hundreds... OH COME ON ALREADY IT WASN'T MILLIONS SURELY! Oh... It was? WELL I KNEW THAT! STOP LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY! I'M TRYING TO TELL THESE LOVELY READERS A STORY! I'm getting horribly off-track here. Anyway, back to the story.
Once upon a time, Simon ate *millions of Jaffa cakes. The other yogs were beginning to get concerned. Would there ever be any left for them? Would Simon crush them all under his weight? In addition to these concerns, they were getting annoyed from finding empty Jaffa cake boxes and crumbs everywhere. Another issue that bothered them was that whenever they recorded with Simon they were squished because he took up most of the room at this point. Indeed, they had to do SOMETHING about this.
"Okay guys. We've got to do something about Simon. He's getting too out of control and annoying and fat." Lewis anounced.
"THROW 'IM OUT THE WINDOW!" screamed Duncan.
"RUN 'IM OVER WITH A CAR!" yelled Sjin.
"POISON 'IS JAFFA CAKES!" cried Hannah.
"Those are all great suggestions, guys, but they're flawed. He's much too heavy to throw out the window, much too fat to fit underneath a car, and he never leaves his Jaffa cake stash unsupervised." Lewis replied. "We're gonna need a better plan."
"I know Lewis! We can kick him out of the Yogscast!" suggested Simon.
"Simon! That's a great idea!" Lewis exclaimed. "Wait a minute... How did you get in?!"
"I was invited to the meeting! Remember?"
"Oh. Ah well, thanks for the suggestion!"
"Well, I have to go. Thanks for taking my suggestion, chaps!"
It was decided. Simon would be kicked out of the Yogscast.
"Simon?" called Lewis.
"Yeah?"
"Well... Ummm... We've decided to kick you out of the Yogscast... You're too fat... Very sorry about this..."
"Really?! You are?! How could you do this to me?!"
"Well, actually, you uh... You were the one that suggested it..."
"TOO BAD! I'll just leave now. Bloody idiots... The whole lot of you."
And so Simon left the Yogscast, dumfounded and angry at his friends' betrayal.
