Tiago woke up, the sweet smell of crack wafting in room the kitchen. He went to the toilet and admired his flat ass, whilst shitting out his drugs from the night before ( with Romeo watching of course ). There was a swift knock on the door. Celeste and val flew in through the window, " Hey Tiago is that asss still flat?' Val said tauntingly, " So Flat ass where's the drugs?" Celeste growled. Tiago started crying, throwing them the drugs and then disappearing to his bedroom in a hissy fit. "Is my ass really that flat? Mommy said I was thick as fuck before she was arrested :( ".
After crying in his bed and watching Keeping with the kardashians for the last week Tiago had an idea. He crawled out of bed and got into his car, tears streaming down his eyes. " Flat assss!!!!" Benny cackled "shut up!" Screeched Tiago running him over with his wonky car. Then Tiago had surgery the anaesthesia didn't work because he was so stupid and he could hear the doctors making fun of his ass. But then... he woke up and EVERYTHING changed....
It was sooo much shittier than ever before. "Hey Bennykins sorry I killed you my love do u like my new fat ass?" Whispered Tiago seductively while twerking on Bennys lap . "Hahaha fat ass Tiago" chanted Benny, " do u love me yet bennykins?" "Hah lol no u creepy pedo" said benny . Tiago proceeded to cry. "Hey flat ass do u have the drugs?" Celeste questioned, Tiago turned around and started twerking, Celeste sniffed his ass " Fat ass Fat ass fat ass" The whole world started making fun of Tiagos ass. Tiago cried. Again. Finally Tiago stole a sewing needle from a baby and bonked it on both is ass cheeks. Ahh everything was right again, the world was peaceful. " OH SHIT MY ASS DISAPEARED " he yelled horror struck by what he had just done, they deflated just as fast as a balloon. " TIAGO THAT WAS OVER $9000 WE CANT AFFORD THAT " Celeste yelled hitting him with her stilettos 👠, " Tiago I cant believe you! " Benito cried " I thought we could be something, you a creepy pedo and me a handsome bachelor. but no anymore!! " he looked away dramatically whilst Tiago was still crying his eyes out. Val and Romeo entered the room with bags of grown plant drugs " did Tiago do it again? " asked val " sadly yes, useless flat ass " Celeste growled. " flat ass flat ass " Romeo chanted soon getting the rest to join in " flat ass! Flat ass! Flat ass! "
The end 🥳🥳
