One Direction Short Stories

KFC Trauma

I realize this is kind of bashing KFC, but I don't like it okay? Well, I'm sorry to KfC but this story isn't serious. For anyone who's reading this, I'm sure KFC is lovely, and your Chicken is probably edible :) ...?

Oh yeah, and this story is about Niall and Zayn's KFC adventure.

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Zen's POV

"Zayyyyyyn!" Niall called from the kitchen. "We have no food left!!!"

Me and Niall were alone at his house, while Louis and Harry were at home sick. Poor lads. Liam was taking care of them, since he was best with these kind of things. Apparently, I'm best for being stuck home with Niall. At least Niall's not sick. He's a nightmare when he is, and somehow I'm always stuck taking care of him. Something about having magical powers...? Man, that kid was crazy.

"Ugh, fine. Let's just go shopping." I made my way to the door and grabbed my coat. I didn't trust Niall to go shopping on his own, he always bought too much food, WAY to much food.

"Noooo! I'm gonna die if I don't eat soon!" He put a a hand on his stomach.

"And what's the problem with that...?"

"Oh shut up. You'd be arrested for murdering me."

"I wouldn't be murder Nialler...you're putting it on yourself." I chuckled. Maybe he needed to learn a little more on the term of murdering....I'm definitely not going to be the one to pass that book over to him, I refuse to be his experiment.

He tapped his foot impatiently. "Yes it would. Now shut up and get in the car." He pushed me forcefully out the door.

"And your talking to me about murder." I mumbled as he closed the door behind us.

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"Zaynie turn here!"

"Uh, no thanks and don't call me 'Zaynie'."

We've been driving for ten minutes, and let me tell you: it's been hell. Every single time we turn a corner it's 'Ooh! Zaynie turn here!' Or 'We don't have all day!' Or, my personal favourite. 'You know Zayn, I'd love you a lot more if you turned here.' Do not, I repeat DO NOT, be stuck with Niall when he's hungry. Under any circumstances.

Maybe it'll shut him up if I put the radio on. I turned it on, and luckily some new Justin Bieber song that I couldn't care less about was playing.

"Oooh!" He started humming along, and stopped bugging me.

"OH MY GOD LIKE SERIOUSLY TURN HERE!!!"

"OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP!!"

He looked a little upset at my harsh words. I mean, I always told the lads to shut up, but for some reason it always got to Niall. "Sorry Zaynie, I just saw KFC."

I sighed. "Okay okay fine, let's go there. I like chicken, so I'll go. Oh and one more thing...stop calling me 'Zaynie!'"

He rolled his eyes at me. "Whatever, I like it."

We were home ten minutes later. Niall didn't complain once because I threatened to sue the Furby company. Also, he wasn't aloud to eat in my new car.

I sat down in front of the TV. I flipped through the channels but nothing was on, so I stuck with the news, which is something I never do. Maybe I need to stay a little more updated...

Just as I was about to take a bite of my chicken, a segment about KFC came on. I chuckled, finding it a bit ironic.

"Breaking news; a poisonous product has been discovered in KFC's chicken. It has supposedly lead to a few deaths across the country." I immediately dropped my chicken and ran to Niall in the kitchen.

"Niall! Niall! Don't eat the chicken!" He looked at me, confusion spread over his face, but obeyed.

"Why...?"

"It was just recalled!" The look on his face instantly turned to disgust.

"Are you serious?" I nodded my head. "I can't believe I was actually gonna eat that. Gross. No, scratch that. Disgusting. And that says a lot, considering that Louis puked on me one time. What does that even have to do with anything? I'm confusing myself."

"I know, right? Let's go eat somewhere else. There's not really anywhere else around here, is there?" He shook his head. Suddenly, I remembered something.

"Hey, I hears about this place called Nando's around here. Apparently this one just opened. Wanna try it out, Niall?" He nodded.

"Any food will do."

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I guess this was before they knew about Nando's..? I just thought it would be a good ending. I'll revise this tomorrow, just really wanted to post it!

And maybe, just maybe I'll update if it gets 1000 reads