Who Ever Said That? (One-shot)

Kurt was at Warbler practice. They were on a 5 minute break while they all looked for Wes's gavel. "FOUND IT!" Wes yells. Everyone looks at him to see him holding it up in the air, looking happy. "Now, everyone take a seat." They do as they're told. "Okay, so I was thinking for sectionals we should-" He is cut off by Kurt's phone ringing. Everyone looks at him. He takes his phone out of his pocket, and checks the caller I.D. Finn. "Um, it's my brother. I should probably take this. It could be about my .Dad's heart or something." Wes sighs. "Go." Kurt nods and walks into the hallway. He answers the phone, and notices that several Warblers followed him. "Hello?" "KURT!" The others could hear Finn's yelling through the phone. Kurt yanks the phone away from his ear. "Ouch Finn! We are on the phone, not opposite ends of a football field!" A few Warblers giggle. Kurt looks around. Jeff, Nick, David, and Blaine are the few that followed him. He rolls his eyes, and Finn finally speaks, normally this time. Everyone leans in to hear. "Sorry dude. I just-" "Don't call me dude." "Right, sorry Kurt. I'm just excited to see you." "Wait, see me?" "Yeah, me and the guys are on our way to Dalton right now." "WHAT?!" Kurt's voice goes an octive higher than normal, causing Jeff and Nick to laugh. Kurt gives them his bit*h face. "I said me and the guys-" "I heard you Finn. Why are you guys coming all the way to Dalton?" "To see you of course!" "FINN! Concentrate on the road!" He hears Artie yell. "YOU'RE DRIVING!" Kurt screeches, his voice up an octive again. "Um, yeah?" "Holy he*l Finn! Put someone else on the phone!" The warblers look stunned at Kurt's language. "Okay fine. Chill dude." "Don't call me dude." "Right, sorry." There is a pause. "Kurt we are listening anyways, put it on speaker." Nick says. "Yeah." Agrees David. "Fine." Kurt says, before hitting the speaker button. "This is Puckster. How can I help you?" The Warblers look confused. "Why are you guys driving all the way to Dalton?" "So I can see my number one gay of course." Puck replied nonchalantly. Before Kurt could reply, someone yelled. "Let me talk to him!" "Shut it trouty mouth!" Puck yells. Nick gives Kurt a questioning look. Kurt just shrugs. "Let Sam talk." Kurt says. Maybe Sam will answer his questions. They hear the phone fall, and then Sam's voice "Kurt?" "Hey Sam. Could you please answer my questions. Unlike a certain puck head, and Franken teen." "I heard that!" Puck yells. "Heard what?" They hear Finn ask. "He said I'm a puck head. And he called you Franken teen." "For the love of Asians! Put him on speaker!" "Mike?" Kurt asks. The warblers all look really confused. "You are on speaker little brother." "I am older than you Finn." "Whatever." Finn grumbles. "Hey Kurt!" "Artie? How many people did you manage to fit into the car?" "Well I'm here also!" "Rory?" "The one and only." "Okay, please tell me you didn't bring Mr.Shuester too?" "Nah, we figured he was to busy banging Ms.Pilsbury." "Oh my God Puck. Shut up." Kurt states. Just then the door opens. "Is your Dad okay Kurt?" Wes asks, poking his head out. "Yeah, fine." "Then get your a*s back in here and sing! I need my counter tenor!" "Okay I'm coming!" "Wait who is that?" Sam asks. "That's Wes, look I will explain later, I have to get back to practice." "But we just pulled into the parking lot!" Mike exclaims. "Kurt, who are these people?" Wes asks. "Yes, please enlighten us, cause Jeff looks like he might explode from trying to figure this out." Nick states. "Kurt we are walking to the doors." Finn states. "By the way, it's just me. You are off of speaker." "Okay, bye Finn. I'll meet you." "Okay, bye." The phone hangs up. "Sorry Wes, I have to go." "We are coming to." Blaine states. "I want to make sure nothing happens." "Blaine, they are my friends." "Still." "You are not leaving until practice is over!" Wes yells. "Okay fine." Says David. He pokes his head in the door. "Meeting dismissed!" He yells. "Look guys, I have to go, or I will have an angry Puck out for my blood." He turns and walks away. Nick, Jeff, David, Blaine, and Wes follow. They go to the front doors, where they see the boys checking in as guests. "Kurt!" Finn yells, running to Kurt. He grabs him in a hug. "Hi Finn. Please let go of me." "Sorry dued." "Don't call me dued." "Right, sorry." "Kurt!" "Hey Artie." Kurt walks up to Artie and give him a hug. "Kurt my man!" "Sammy!" Kurt runs into his already spread arms. "Kurt Hummel!" "Rory!" Kurt gives him a hug. "Um, do I not exist?" "Sorry Mike!" Kurt says, running to him. The warblers just watch in surprise. Kurt is talking to Mike, when he feels someone grab him from behind. "Noah. What do you think your doing?" He says, in a harsh whisper. "Shh. I'm giving them a show. Come on. It will be hilarious." Kurt sighs. "Fine." He mumbles. "Noah Baby!" He yells. Before grabbing Puck and hugging him. "Hey Princess." He says, before kissing his cheek. The New Directions boys understand what is going on and try hard to keep a straight face. The warblers look shocked. Nick leans over to Blaine. "Kurt never said anything about a boyfriend. Did he?" Blaine shakes his head no. Puck picks him up and throws him over his shoulder. "Ahhh! Noah!" He yells, acting silly, and laughing like this happens all the time. Puck looks at the boys shocked faces. He sets Kurt down, who trys to get the wrinkles out of his blazer. "Yeah. Kurt is gay. Do you have a problem with that?" Puck says, cracking his knuckles. The boys all shake their heads no. "Good." He says then walks back to Kurt, who is trying to keep Finn from kissing him on the cheek. Finn is chasing him. "NO!" Kurt yells, running. "But you let Puck do it!" Finn says, trying to keep up. "That's different." Kurt says, before giving up and stopping. "Ha!" Finn yells, grabbing him and planting a sloppy wet kiss, right on his cheek. "Gross!" Kurt yells. "Puck walks up behind Kurt and wraps his arms around his waist. "Paws off." Is all he says to Finn. Finn and the guys just laugh. The warblers are glued to their spots. "Well, come on guys. Do you want to meet my friends or not." Kurt says to the warblers. "They won't bite. Well, they might if you hurt me. But as long as you play nice, they will to." The Warblers walk up to the New Directions. They all get introduced. Suddenly Puck picks Kurt up again. "AHH! Noah! Put me down!" "Never!" He yells. "Noah!" He starts pounding on Noah's back. "Ow Babe!" "PUT ME DOWN!" His voice goes up an octive. "No." Puck simply states. "May I ask why?" "No." "Noah!" He just adjusts Kurt on his shoulder, producing a squeak from Kurt as he goes airborne. "Don't drop me! I just had my nails done!" "I won't drop you, calm down." Puck starts walking away from the scene. "Noah! Where are we going? Put me down!" Everyone starts to follow. "No way. This is to funny." "That's it! You are never aloud to touch me ever again!" "No where?" "No where! Now put me down!" "Fine! Da*n! Drama queen!" He sets him down. "Wait so I can't touch you?" "Nope." "Anywhere?" "Yup." Puck pokes Kurt's shoulder, then runs. "THAT IS A LAW SUIT MISTER! I WILL SUE YOUR A*S! WE ARE SO DONE!" Puck just keeps running. "A*s hole." Kurt mutters under his breath. "Did you just break up with him because he touched your shoulder?" Blaine asks. "Who ever said we were dating?" Kurt walks away, New Directions following him. The Warblers just stand there, trying to figure out what the f*ck just happend.