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We sat for a few minutes getting to a reasonable level of comfortable. Although, it did become rather difficult while sitting on these chairs. I sit on my size on the chair at the far end of the row. Snap. Snap. Snap. Knowing my luck that'll be a water leak or something to do with pipes or plumbing or whatever. Suddenly, I see Claire turn back and I look and see that emo chic biting her nails off. She notices us all looking at us, finally. "You keep eating your hand and you're not gonna be hungry for lunch..." Bender says. And then the bitch has the nerve to spit her nail at him. "What's your damage?" I asked her. "I've seen you before" Bender continues, ignoring me.
"Who do I think I am? Who are you? Who are you?" Brainiac Johnson says.... to himself. Also, Brainiac Johnson would be an epic name; especially for one of them robots from Robot Wars. I look back at him, blatantly judging him. Then he attaches the pen to the bottom of his lips. "I am a walrus." Bender looks at him in confusion. Brian notices this, laughs and takes the pen out of his mouth, completely embarrassed. Bender and Brainiac begin to take their jackets off at the same time. I stifle a laugh. Then Brains stops removing his jacket and outs it back on. At this point I have to giggle at the least, and I do. Sport looks at me with those dreamy eyes - not that he was being particularly dreamy with them, that just happens to be how I generally find them. I turn back to the encounter going on behind me just in time to catch Brain awkwardly stating "It's the shits, huh?" diarrhea of mouth more like.
Bender ignores Brainiac and scrumbles up his essay paper and throws it at Claire. Unfortunately, because he skips physical education, it misses completely and literally goes over her head. Bender now starts singing the musical interlude of a song, that I possibly recognise but I couldn't tell you from where. "I can't believe this is happening to me." I hear Claire state from across the room. "Neither can the rest of us, doll." I reply, for all I love Claire she can be a snobby little miss at times. Out of the blue, and for the better of my sanity, Bender stops singing - if that's what you would call it. "Oh, shit! What're we s'posed to do if we hafta take a piss" he questions. I shake my head. "Why are you asking us you're the expert?" I reply. "Please..." Claire begs, I suppose, disgusted. "If you gotta go, you gotta go." Bender states. At this point I lean back in my chair and put my beret over my eyes because, well, this just ain't something I wanna see. "Oh my god" I hear Claire moan, still disgusted- and if you thought anything else I should think you oughta get your mind out of the gutter, for now at least. "Hey, you're not urinating in here man!" I hear the jock kid I still don't know the name of yet. "Don't talk! Don't talk! It makes it crawl back up" I hear Bender complain. At this point I take my beret off my face and do what any decent Student Council President would do "Keep talking! Keep talking!" I insist. Both Claire and the jock laugh. "You whip it out and you're dead before the first drop hits the floor!" jock threatens. Then Bender gasps, completely and wholly mockingly. "You're pretty sexy when you get angry!" Bender says, and then he growls. It's 1984, I thought we finally evolved out of that?!?! "I hate to say it but he has a point" I muttur, loud enough to get my point across without an extended discussion about it.
Then he turns to Brains, "Hey, homeboy, ...why don't you go close that door. We'll get the prom queen - impregnated!" He means Claire, should I tell him that she's not prom queen? Actually, no. Because I'm prom queen; and I don't like or support this idea. Me and Claire look at each other and giggle. I suppose she's like my decoy, I don't want anyone to know that I win any events on the social calendar, because then I'll be expected to show up and... stay, whereas when I'm Student Council President I have to make a 20 minute appearance and I can go. Shit. I tuned out of the convo again. "If I lose my temper, you're totalled man" I hear the jock say. Oh fuck. "Totally?" Bender asks, clearly sarcastic. "Totally!" sporto replies, did nobody tell him about sarcasm? "Why don't you just shut up! Nobody here is interested!" Claire yells, this is actually decent entertainment but okay. "Buttface" sporto mutturs. "Buttface?" I question, "even I can come up with better than that." "Like what?" He challenges.
A/N oh yes I did leave that on a cliffhanger girl.
