Russian twit

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Not much had transpired in your life until now, Kenma had just called for you. Not that this is common occurrence but more like an atomic bomb shock that THE Kenma has asked of your presence in the gym. Disregarding everyone and everything for this very historical moment you head over to see what's got your friends knickers in a twist.

The moment you kick the doors open you crane your neck up to see a rather tall looking confused boy, he looks foreign from his grey hair and green eyes. You look over to see your pudding friend making a disgusted face this sends you into over protected mom mode.
"Kenma did he hurt you? Speak now before I hurt him." You state before a rather loud chuckle can be heard and it came from none other than the grey haired giant.
"Ah that would be funny to see, a midget as small as you trying to fight someone like me." If there was a tumbling roll of hay somewhere it would now be rolling. The room became dead quiet as the new guy just made the gravest mistake he could ever make, even worse than insulting Yaku on his height.
You turned to Kuro who seemed ready to run away from the situation rather than to stop whatever's about to happen. Sighing you look from the captain to the new boy.

"Kuro?" You ask and he knows, coughing he clears his throat.
"This is Lev Haiba a first year that just joined, he's half Russian and knows next to nothing about volleyball," this caused you to raise a brow at the first year, not that you believed in the hierarchy of sports and pretty much everything else you thought it best to be petty.
"Oh, really, hmm. A first year that knows next to nothing about the sport that he's joined and he's Russian. Wow isn't this fun." You clap your hands while the sarcasm rolls off the tongue. "It's a shame really to be a disappointment that is right? Not only can't you speak your mothers native tongue but you can't even play, hahaha." The boys cringe at the excessive usage of sarcasm and maybe intended cruelty laced in your voice.

"Just because you were born with height doesn't mean shit, the fact that you're new means that much already, meaning you're not worth my time." Everyone thought that you were done mocking and humiliating the first year at this point but when you moved forwards being an inch away from the boy they knew that you were far from done.

(Read the paragraph in brackets to know what you say, this is more like an in your face moment)

"ох, быть таким простаком, Кому все еще нужна мама, чтобы лизать его задницу. но не волнуйся мой ребенок может ты сможешь быть мальчиком пока звезды здесь играют" you solemnly say while shocking everyone in the area that heard you even Lev was shocked.

(Oh to be such a simpleton, who still needs mommy to lick his own ass. But don't worry my child maybe you can be the ball boy while the stars here do the playing.) google translate takes me so far)

Feelings of accomplishment thrilled you as the poor boy had no idea in fact what you just said to him and that gave you a sense of satisfaction. You once again look him in the eye.
"You shouldn't be all bark and no bite because bitch I will bite back." His eyes widen as you click your tongue before asserting yourself back onto Kuro.
"Teach him because I won't and if he gets better to be on the lineup then I might consider something. Kenma if he upsets you in anyway just remember that he's a stupid twit for not even learning his mother's tongue." You spoke the last part to the setter, he nods his head.

Well fun fact reader chan learnt Russian growing up as an extra curricular activity.
Dw I won't be doing that in along time, for now we have golden week next, each chapter a different school.

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