(i tried turning off auto correct and typing with my eyes closed to get the jumbled letters but then it turned out im actually really good at that)
kuroo
jutte.
ligten*
kurte*
kitten*
kitten
hi
kuroo
hiw ate tpu
arw yoy*
kitten
hey kuroo you ok?
kuroo
necer verter jutten hiw aviut tou
kitten
what?
kuroo
nwver bettee kityen jow about youuuuuu
kitten
kuroo are you drunk
kuroo
shhhhhhhhhhhh maybe
kitten
and why are you texting me
kuroo
becsyse theres somethi g j need tk tell tou
kitten
and what would that be?
kuroo
you sont have to be kealoys
jwalous*
kitten
what would i be jealous of?
kuroo
of the giy i luke
kitten
kuroo you really are waisted
you should stop
plus im not jealous of the guy you like
kuroo
kutteb gou can sto luing
kitten
is that supposed to say lying
im not lying
kuroo
shhhhhhhhhh yiy so t ba d to be keakois necausr hds goh
kitten
kuroo your typing is getting worse by the minute
i cant even tell what that's supposed to say
*facetime call from kuroo*
kenma's POV
when my phone starts to vibrate at first i'm startled but then i'm absolutely petrified 'why the hell is he calling me???' not only will this be our first time calling he's absolutely shit faced and seems to be set on talking about his crush which like is fine i guess he's aloud to like whoever he wants but i just wish it was me.
i answer the phone and almost immediately hang up, i see bokuto in the background past out and i see kuroo just staring at me without a shirt on, 'i stand by what i said earlier, he's hot as fuck'
"KITTEN!!!" he shouts a little slurred
"hi kuroo why did you call me?" i say trying to not let how flustered i am show.
"because you couldn't understand what i was texting and i need to talk to youuu"
"fine go ahead"
"YAYYYYYY ok so you don't need to be jealous of the guy i like, because it's YOUUUU"
"kuroo how drunk are you right now?"
"who told you i'm DRUNK they're a LIER"
"kuroo your obviously waisted and don't know what your saying"
"nonononono i do know what i'm saying! kenma i really really like you!"
"what have you had to drink so far?"
"bokuto bought a bottle of vodka and we finished most of it... *GASP* you should come over and we can finish it together!!"
"ok so you won't remember any of this tomorrow... kuroo are you sure you like me?"
"yes. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sure!!"
"ok well what would you do if i said i liked you back?"
"*G A S P* i would run to your house and cuddle you until you fell asleep... to bad you don't like me though"
'oh my god that's so sweet and innocent what the helllll' "kuroo i'm gonna go, can you send me bokuto's number?"
"ya i can send it to you! also, awwwww don't leave me kitten nooooooooo-" i cut him off by ending the call and a little bit later i get a text from him with a number i assume to be bokuto's.
kenma
hey is this bokuto kuroo's friend?
it kenma i have some things to ask you
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also we JUST broke the 100 like mark WHAT hang on just give me a minute...
*runs to corner of room*
"DYSKWKRBEVAHDYFYEHHSHDBEQHAKSHDGIWJSFHHDAHQBWUFOQQPSBSBDBSKQORJGBWBDHRHWHEHRHEIWOQPSKXCNCBFBDBSJWKQJRJWJWJRJWIWJFBEBW" *picks up ceramic pot* *smashes on ground*
*runs back to camera*
"anyways so ya i'm just super excited"
until next time lovelies 💐💐
and remember to be nice to others
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