The Unauthorized Handful

Y/n had been working with the Criminal Mind costume crew for the last six years. She's grown very comfortable with the cast and crew alike. She has however, harbored a pretty intense crush on Matthew since she started working there.

He was always nice to her and they had, had several really great conversations. Every morning , he greets her warmly and they  would make small talk. About three years back, there was a small part of her that had thought he returned her interest, because some mornings he almost seemed to seek her out, but she realized how silly of a thought that was. He was Matthew Gray Gubler for Christ sake. He would never be interested in a girl who came to work everyday looking like she just rolled out of bed. The man dated actress, models, and even Taylor fucking Swift. So she had let the silly idea go and just reminded herself that he was just a really friendly guy.

So when he excitedly told her about how he was going to be filming another Unauthorized Documentary she didn't think much about it. He had even asked if she would mind helping out and if she cared if she was caught in film. She told him she would love to help out and to just let her know when he needed her help. He had thanked her and left the costume department excitedly.

That was around three weeks ago and he hadn't mentioned it again. She had seen him around set filming something and acting like a jackass, but apparently that was the point. She hadn't been around for the first season of The Unauthorized Documentaries and one of the crew members that had been here from the start explained them to her and directed her to the videos on YouTube. She had gone home that night and looked them up. The man was fucking hilarious.

So when he approached her two days later and asked if she had time to film something really fast, she was excited to help. He quickly explained what they would be doing. Apparently, he was going to suggest that someone else dresses him and so he needed someone to put his pants on him with very little help from him. He was going to just going to stand there in his underwear reading a script while she struggled. She thought it sounded pretty funny and was excited to help.

Being the nice guy that he truly was,  he made sure to ask her at least three times if she was ok with him being pant-less around her.

She assured him that it wasn't the first time she had seen him without pants, as he seemed to often misplace them. Usually for comedic affects.

She had meant it when she had told Matthew that she would be fine with him not having on pants, but she had failed to take into account that she would likely be face level with his groin. Nor had she ever really seen him up close without his pants, so when he dropped them and kicked them off his legs and stood there in crazy leopard print boxer briefs and a pretty impressive bulge, she had try her best to stay calm and not react. Swallowing nervously, Y/n adverted her line of sight, collected his pants and waited for them to start filming.

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Matthew knew it probably wasn't the best idea to ask the girl he had secretly been drooling over for the past six years, if she would help put his pants on. But they were getting near to the end of filming and he felt like this might be his last chance to ask her out.

For the last six seasons he had been trying to work up the nerve, and the closets he had gotten was their little morning chats. He had always been awkward around girls and wasn't very good at making the first move. But his time was running out. So he asked her to help. He was hoping it would funny enough to maybe break the ice, but now he was wondering if he should have asked her to help with another scene.

He was kinda embarrassed to admit he spent way too much time that morning picking out his underwear. He didn't want something so tight over his groin that it clung to everything. That would just make it too awkward. He wanted to be able to ask her out afterwards and didn't want her to think he was trying to put himself on display. So he choose a fun pattern, and a pair that he knew had a lot of loose fabric around the crotch. If anything it would make him look less impressive. Like he couldn't fill them out, but at least she wouldn't see an outline or anything.