Echo's Bizarre Adventure: Volume 1 Preview

Part 0: Echo's Backstory Presented in an Unimpressive Fashion

Our story begins in the bizarre state of Colorado, where the next incarnation of that one guy called god would be gifted upon this mortal realm. His mother,the virgin Joe Mama Biggins, and his father, Super-Ultra-Extreme-Omega Chad, also known as Chungus Biggins, were one day visited by the hive mind of Pickle Rick, who had joined together to form an angel. The Pickle Rick angel gazed upon the two young lovers, and said to them in a gruff, harsh, and uninviting voice,

"Name the child that will be spontaneously having Echo, for he is an echo of our lord's omnipotent presence. Should you refuse, you unholy imbeciles shall be gravely punished". In confusion and disarray, the Biggins gazed upon this unholy abomination of an angel. "

So, we're having a baby?" Joe Mama asked.

The angel, seeming annoyed, replied, "Yes. You have been pregnant-ed in order to harbor and raise the mortal incarnation of the lord". Before any further questions were asked, the hive-mind Pickle Ricks ascended through the clouds and out of sight. Chungus and Joe Mama gazed at each other, stunned.

Months passed, and the Biggins prepared for their new holy responsibilities. At last, the day arrived, and the two lovers rushed to the hospital. Upon arriving at the hospital and being placed in a room, a handsome man with a name tag reading "Dr. King Bach" entered with large amounts of gusto.

"You must be the Biggins!" King Bach exclaimed. "I am here to scoop your baby out!"

Looking confused and somewhat afraid, Joe Mama softly asks, "Scoop...?" The doctor then proceeded to whip out a comically large spoon from seemingly nowhere. Chungus's eyes widened in awe, as Joe Mama cowered in fear. Before anyone had a chance to say anything, King Bach was scooping out the child. After a mere 20 seconds, the child was exposed to the open air, and began to cry.

"What a beautiful child!" King Bach said with tears in his eyes. "What shall this legend's
name be?"

Joe Mama beamed. "His name shall be Ry-" before she could finish her sentence, the window was smashed to smithereens by a flying green object.

"His name is Echo!" Pickle Rick exclaimed. "We discussed this, you fools".

Fearing for his safety, King Bach quickly writes the name on the paperwork.

15 years later, Echo Biggins had grown quite a bit. He was now 15 years old, and ready to take on the world. With his love of platform fighting games and a lot of really stupid jokes, Echo's journey began.