PAN

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by Axyiuxx

by Axyiuxx

It was Monday morning and a girl named Sophia was walking to school. Sophia was walking with her phone in her hand watching tiktoks but not watching where she was going, then she realized she was going to be late. She put her toast in her mouth and did the "anime girl with tig old biddies run". Suddenly she tripped over something, her toast flew all the way to Dublin,Ireland hitting a guy named Loughlin in the face. The girl turned around and looked at what it was. **pause** "to be continued" (boku no pico into plays cause apparently that's the outro) Jk anyways A pan..but not just any pan, the pan was pink, shiny, sexy, hot, and most importantly DUMMY THICC. The pan was so thicc that the claps of its juicy cheeks can be heard in China. "OMG I'M SO SORRY ARE YOU OKAY!?" Sophia said super loudly cause she is weird. "........" said the pan "Oh thats a relief" she says, ".........." the pan responds. "Y-yeah see y-you" Sophia says while blushing uncontrollably and doing that stupid anime nervous stuttering thing. ~Damn shawty thiccc they got the cakeeee~ Sophia thought while walking into homeroom.

Time skip cause no one cares about school

Sophia was walking back to school when all of a sudden something appeared in front of her. She screeched like the demon sent straight from hell she is, meowed, and then started barking and growling at it. She then realized it was that double thicc thighed pan. "Salut my cherie" Sophia randomly said in french.. apparently she's smart enough to know other language! **Biggest anime plot twist 2020** "........" responds the pan. Sophia then starts purring. This random crusty dusty rusty musty unjustly fuzzy mudy unlucky ugly guy walks up to her and starts roaring like a idiot. The pan then flings itself at the guy instantly sending him to mars. "T-thank you p-pan s-senpapi chulo" says Sophia DOING THAT STUPID ANIME STUTTER THING AGAIN. "Anytime foxy mama" says the pan. Sophia then has a anime nosebleed and goes home.

It is now friday cause that's definitely how weeks work. Sophia has a date with the pan. She gets ready (aka watches tiktok and does nothing else) They go to a park with sakura trees (tf why are there sakura trees in america) . The pan confesses blah blah blah all that stereotypical anime stuff. Sophia and the pan get married, during the vows part Adrian starts crying because it was so stupid and beautiful at the same time and ends up flooding the venue. After that
Sophia and the pan go home and one thing leads to another if you know what i'm sayingggg.

**time skip cause no one likes married couples**
Sophia got up one day and realized she didn't get her period she then ran to the store to get a pregnancy test. She went up to the cashier and ask where they were. "Um si-Ma'am this is a Mcdonalds drive through. Sophia then curses out the cashier in Arabic and hisses at him, leading her to get banned from there forever.

**One actually getting and using a pregnancy test later**