Mommy told me never to go in the basement, but I wanted to see what was making that noise. It kind of sounded like a puppy, and I wanted to see the puppy, so I opened the basement door and tiptoed down a bit. I didn't see a puppy, and then Mommy yanked me out of the basement and yelled at me. Mommy had never yelled at me before, and it made me sad and I cried. Then Mommy told me never to go into the basement again, and she gave me a cookie. That made me feel better, so I didn't ask her why the boy in the basement was making noises like a puppy, or why he had no hands or feet.
(HEY! Clashy here! I've started to run out of stories to post (we're up to 50 something in our collection) so you can help motivate me to search harder if you vote (star) your favorite pastas in this book AND COMMENT on the random parts you like the most. I will also try to look for the actual, REAL, IN THE FLESH Ticci Toby story. And I added the barbie.avi story and not just the summary. Thanks for your time!)
