Roman and Friends Hijinks

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Roman: *staring intently at a wall*

Morpheus: *waves a hand in front of Roman's face*

Aldous, whispering loudly: He's a cat


Aldous discovering comfy clothes: I did not know this existed. I shall treasure this


Roman: *venting about the sides*

Morpheus: Oh yeah, it's murder time



*Human AU skit: How Do I Ask A Boy Out*

Aldous: How do I ask out a boy?

Roman, dramatically: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Morpheus: Oh my god, no

Remus: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, we can do it in a car!

Morpheus, covering Aldous' ears: Stop it

Janus: Row, Row, Row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make ya scream

Roman: I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory-

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