Jesus x Reader

Part 2

You shit all over jesus's mouth.

You release a turd that hits jesus right in the mouth. The taste hits him immediately, and he begins to choke as he attempts to spit it out.

Drake enters the room, and begins to laugh as he watches.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Jesus cries out in pain. "Get out!"Drake laughs and jacks off. "I'm enjoying this!"Ninja from Fortnite appears, and says 'epic victory royale' while laughing.Drake continues to laugh as he jacks off harder"Why are you doing this?" Jesus cries.

This angers you so you shoot Jesus in the head, killing him instantly. Drake stops and looks at you, shocked.

"What did I miss?" he asks.You lick drake.Drake begins to scream."Why are you doing this?!" he screams.Jesus's body falls to the ground, and his blood splatters on the wall. Drake screams louderYou bomb drake.Drake blows up, screaming as his skin peels off before his body turns into dust.You laugh, before you also turn to dust. Thankfully, Thanos appears and snaps you and Drake back into existence.You land on your feet, as you look around.You slap drake to death with dildo.Drake screams as you continue to assault him with your weapon. You laugh as he dies, inspiration taking over.You furiously shit all over god.
You begin to lose control of your bowels, releasing a huge load of piss and feces all over God.He screams, before you release more and more onto him.You shoot god in the head.You fire a bullet, killing God instantly. Drake screams again, this time in terror.You laugh once more while God's body burns.Travis scott appears and proceeds to eat drake alive.Eating Drake's body, Travis looks around, spotting you. He begins to charge at you, before he's interrupted."No need for violence!"Zuzu appears, cutting him off.